World Cup 2006

Top Flight Time Machine

Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney

Comedy, Sports & Recreation, Sports, Soccer

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 2 July 2018

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

To Germany, with a hungover and semi-naked mascot, a trip to a Hungarian circus, the bawdiness of Baden Baden, another dream from John Laptop-Case, trouserless Dutchmen, and booze secretion tips.

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0:00.0	And the The That was the sound of the BBC's theme music for World Cup 2006 in Germany.
0:38.0	It was a bit pompous but the alternative was I TV's music which was
0:44.4	Kasabian doing a cover version of David Boy's heroes and frankly fuck that yeah I mean
0:50.5	it's every bit as awful as that sentence made it sound,
0:56.0	Cusabian doing heroes, on I.E. V. for a World Cup.
1:00.3	In fact, if they replaced it with just a voice saying
1:03.2	Kasabian doing heroes by David Boye on I TV that would have been more dynamic and
1:08.6	preferable yeah exactly just that fucking Gary Newbon saying that over and over again.
1:14.0	Over an untuned radio.
1:17.0	There would have been a certain David Lynch quality to that.
1:20.0	What I'm going to do is I'm going to go on YouTube and go on the Gary Newbon section. And I'm going to do is I'm going to go on the Gary Newbon section and I'm going to I'm going to edit out all of the words in that sentence and I'm going to put it together
1:29.1	Gary Newbon. I'm Gary Newborn must have said Kasabian at some point in his career.
1:33.4	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you'll find that no problem.
1:35.4	I'll do that.
1:36.4	Gary Newbon actually presented I TV's coverage of Glastonbury a few years ago when there was a brief
1:42.3	period I don't know if you know if like
1:43.7	I TV won the rights to Glastonbury in a big money bidding more against BBC they
1:48.8	only kept it for one year and it was presented by Gary Newbon and Gabby Logan.
1:54.0	I'm refusing to believe that.
1:58.0	That's not true.
1:59.0	Of course it isn't.
2:00.0	So this is a World Cup Time Machine, the spin-off from Top Flight Time Machine.
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