Working On A Banana Farm For 88 Days To Become Australian Citizens

Good Children

Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

Comedy

5.0 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 18 March 2026

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Did you know this was happening? This week we're going bananas. From banana bread to stale commentary on Punch the Monkey to the reality show that will change everything. This episode is all about bananas. Join us on Patreon! No filter. No notes. No pants (optional). New episodes drop Thursdays at 8PM EST: https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson LISTEN: https://linktr.ee/goodchildren FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/goodchildrenpod instagram.com/joehegyes instagram.com/andrewmuscarella FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK: tiktok.com/goodchildrenpod tiktok.com/andrewmusky tiktok.com/bequietjoe Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	The weight is over. Last One Laughing is back and it's even more brutal than last time. Share your biggest regrets. I don't regret this haircut. What did you ask for? The Shaggy Slim Shady? Joining us this series we have... Romish Wengrenner Nathan, Diane Morgan, David Mitchell, Mel Gedroich, Amy Gledhill, Alan Carr, Bemi Sola, Ike Mello, Sam Campbell, Maisie Adam and Bob Mortimer.
0:21.6	Anyone want a song?
0:22.6	No.
0:23.6	Last One Laughing, new series, watch now.
0:26.6	Only on Prime Video.
0:29.6	Your morning toast is shaking.
0:32.6	Because the McDonald's breakfast bundle means you can bag of sausage sandwich and a selected drink for 299.
0:38.8	Name a better way to start your day.
0:40.8	Wake up and get that savor satisfaction.
0:44.7	Until 11 a.m.
0:46.0	Not on delivery.
0:46.8	Includes a sausage sandwich and a selected drink.
0:48.7	Price and participation may vary.
0:50.3	So let me just tell you something about Monkey behind you.
0:53.3	So if you guys, if you're not familiar, if you're not acquainted, that's monkey behind Andrew. He honestly isn't even ours. He comes with the space that we've been using. But he does feel like at this point, like he's our dependent. And we want to take care of him and treat him right and give him a loving home. And that's how, like, that's honestly how I feel like I know that you don't really want to be a father potentially. Maybe you do want to be a father. I don't ever want to see a kid in my life. But that's why, like, we do have that protective energy and spirit. Just because I don't want to be a father, it doesn't mean I'm not a father. Doesn't you're not a protector. So what I'm pulling up right now is this news article.
1:28.1	I think you're going to be a father doesn't mean I'm not a father doesn't mean you're not a protector so what I'm pulling up right now is this news article I think you're going to be really amazed about monkey monkeys got more
1:34.8	press than monkey has a lot of press monkeys on the crazy PR team monkey stuffed animals so basically
1:41.4	Andrew like and it's a heartbreaking story but it's heartwarming at the same time.
1:44.6	There's this monkey in a zoo that I believe is an orphan.
1:49.9	Don't.
1:50.8	Starting off with that is never good. It's never good. I know there's someone out there that just felt a pit in your stomach.
1:56.1	Yeah, like almost, they're pulling over right now because they heard that information.
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