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🗓️ 29 June 2023
⏱️ 69 minutes
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0:00.0 | Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free. |
0:05.7 | On to the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you. |
0:11.3 | It's Jordan Jesse Go. I'm Jesse foreign America's radio sweetheart. |
0:14.7 | Jordan Morris, filthy casual. Oh wow. Okay, so my understanding of you previously, Jordan, was that you were hardcore. |
0:23.7 | Yeah, I thought so too. I thought so too. I'm taking this the hardest. |
0:30.0 | This is you. This is devastating for you. I got a |
0:33.5 | devastating for listeners with your mom and she's really broken up about this. |
0:38.2 | So I wouldn't know. She couldn't become a worse time. Yeah, I couldn't come in a worse time. |
0:44.6 | Yeah, I mean, Brad had that rough trombone concert. Yeah, I mean, |
0:50.1 | Oh, I don't know what it's Christmas. Christmas is going to be rough this year. |
0:55.4 | I am not looking forward at you Christmas, which I usually do because I love presents. |
1:03.1 | This year, who boo, boo, boo, who buddy boo? |
1:11.1 | Bad news, Jordan. This year instead of eggnog, your mom made shrimp nog. |
1:17.1 | Oh, man, things just keep getting worse. Wait, is that to punish me for being a casual? |
1:22.4 | Yeah. |
1:24.4 | I love that. She's also upset about Brad's trombone concert. |
1:29.0 | I was just punishing both of us. Yeah, it's a trombone ensemble in this scenario. |
1:35.2 | Okay. That is a description of real life. Sure. No, it's it's bad. It's bad. |
1:39.9 | I, I, yeah, again, I thought I was, I thought I was hardcore. I thought I was, you know, |
1:45.0 | a fishy and notto. I thought I was an appreciator of, you know, the finer things nuance, |
1:51.8 | but turns out I'm just a fucking a boot wearin pumpkin spice, |
1:59.5 | chugging, |
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