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Jordan, Jesse, GO!

The Eyebrow Pencil Of Humans, with Helen Hong

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.83.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 July 2023

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

This week we welcome back comedian and host of Go Fact Yourself Helen Hong who tells us a tragic and touching story of dealing with the death of her dog. Also, we talk about Ryan Seacrest's incredible ability to do everything and nothing at the same time. Hey all of England... come see Jordan, Jesse, Go! live at the London Podcast Festival in London on September 14th! You can buy your tickets here! Try Stitch Fix today at StitchFix.com/JJGO and you’ll get 25% off when you keep everything in your Fix. Ever tried Microdosing? Visit Microdose.com and use JJGO for 30% off + Free Shipping.

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0:00.0

Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.

0:06.0

On to the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

0:11.6

It's Jordan Jesse Goe. I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart.

0:14.8

Jordan Morris boy detective. Jordan, I'm taking this opportunity to celebrate the end of

0:20.3

an era. Oh man, I love her. I hate it when they end.

0:24.3

Did you? I don't love ending endings of any kind or tough, but errors. I love those things.

0:32.9

I don't know if you've heard about this, Jordan, but we are going to mark this year the

0:40.0

end of over 40 years of Pat Sejack America's most accepted entertainer. Yes.

0:48.1

Hosting Wheel of Fortune. I did hear that. You know, that's funny that this is this

0:52.6

news is coming down now because I have been getting more into wheel in recent years.

0:59.8

I, you know, me, I love a, you know, I love a game show in the background. Family feuds

1:04.4

my shit. And, you know, that, but I, you know, I ditched my, I finally ditched my cable

1:14.3

subscription and I'm just going with a like one of those HD antennas to watch, you know,

1:20.5

standard ass TV. And so I am down from, I am down from 40 episodes of Family Feud I

1:28.9

can watch per day to simply to the two that are on K Cal nine. So I have been supplementing

1:36.9

that with some wheel and some celebrity wheel, which is actually really entertaining.

1:41.4

Some Jordan Jesse Go guests have been on celebrity wheel. Steve A.G. did quite good. Wow.

1:49.0

Yeah. And yeah, and I really have been impressed by what a good example of like, and, and,

2:00.3

and this is not an insult, but like bland down the middle host, Pat Sage, I guess like what a good

2:05.2

job he does at that. And like being a little funnier than he needs to be and a little more like,

2:13.6

yeah, a little more, a little, and definitely with the celebrity stuff, he definitely kind of,

2:17.6

he can yuck it up with some famous youngsters. Now I do kind of sort of think that maybe he is

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