4.6 • 14.6K Ratings
🗓️ 5 January 2021
⏱️ 50 minutes
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Jackie deals with Andrew's infidelity, recaps her first meltdown of 2021, preaches new communication skills and pays homage to all the hard passes and fat yups of the past year.
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0:00.0 | The following podcast is a deer media production. |
0:17.4 | A stupid bitch once said hindsight truly is 2020. |
0:22.2 | Lala copter and looking back through all the highs and lows I have learned to |
0:28.0 | be still and be grateful and cherish my loved ones and the time with my cash tag |
0:35.2 | kiddos and you know appreciating the simple things in life like you know a walk in nature |
0:44.0 | connecting with my gratitude journal, phoning a loved one. |
0:48.5 | I'm the cool chill of a winter morning hot chai tea latte. |
0:56.5 | You know it's like it's just fucking stab me in the urethra. |
1:03.3 | It's a new year. I like to look to my life philosopher Amanda Bynes circa 2014 when she tweeted |
1:11.9 | New Year same me because I'm perfect. I don't have any tattoos but I think that that would be cute. |
1:21.3 | Maybe over my grumble. I'm just thinking about it. New year same hoe. |
1:28.7 | Oh no. Now I gotta go to my Christmas tree and my garland can't I just keep it up to February? |
1:35.2 | No you can't get the dumpster around the corner and toss it. It's a wrap. Fien. Welcome to 2021 |
1:44.4 | we're kicking things off with a goddamn bang. We are only 14 hours into 2021. I have already had a |
1:53.4 | massive massive verbal altercation with my sister screaming at each other. I mean my sister |
2:00.4 | haven't fought in a really long time. But when we go we fucking go. It is like somebody |
2:07.6 | get me a big bedazzled belt Floyd may weather has entered the fucking building and I'm about |
2:13.8 | to deck a bitch. And you know it's a build up and there's a bottling and inherently the problem |
2:21.8 | with me and my sister is that she's hyper sensitive and I am wildly insensitive. And when you |
2:28.8 | go to the Westminster dog show and you are a um, Pomeranian and then you have a pedigree pitbull |
2:36.6 | on the other side of the tracks. You don't want to approach it while it's while it's hungry while |
2:43.6 | it's uh, you know, overexerted. And I think that's just what happened. Cut to an hour and a half |
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