Woody Comes Back, Dad Shoes Make a Comeback, and Someone Definitely Bought Stolen Appliances
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
4.9 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 29 January 2026
⏱️ 31 minutes
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Summary
Woody returns to the Bud Light Studio and suddenly it’s 2013 again — except now everyone’s older, colder, and way more into arguing about shoes. This episode of The Rizzuto Show is a full-blown comedy podcast reunion that spirals immediately into chaos, as Rizz and Woody pick up exactly where they left off… which is apparently roasting California people for being weak in the cold, questioning why scarves exist, and debating whether New Balance, Hokas, or Nikes are officially “dad shoes” this week.
Things escalate quickly when the guys break down the modern shoe game, how trends make zero sense, and why no one under 25 wears no-show socks anymore. From there, it’s a straight shot into the wild world of Facebook Marketplace deals that are absolutely stolen, including microwaves pulled from sketchy storage units and a $3,000 TV somehow purchased for $300. No red flags. Totally normal behavior.
Then Woody casually drops the fact that he now flies planes — because of course he does. The conversation turns into stories about fighter jets, Thunderbirds, puke planes, skydiving disasters, and why his plane has a literal parachute for the entire aircraft. Somehow this leads to musicians who fly themselves to gigs, Dexter Holland from The Offspring being smarter than all of us combined, and Moon once again questioning every life choice that involves aviation.
Just when you think things might calm down, the show takes a hard left turn into legendary Hotshots stories — glitter disasters, wet t-shirt contest bathwater, people doing unspeakable things in parking lots, and the horrifying realization that many of those memories are now over a decade old. It’s uncomfortable, hilarious, and deeply on brand.
This episode is everything you want from a daily comedy show: old friends, dumb arguments, unbelievable stories, and absolutely no attempt to stay on topic. If you like sarcastic humor, weird news energy, and conversations that feel like they should not be happening on the radio, this comedy podcast episode delivers.
Hit play, laugh uncomfortably, and remember why this is your favorite comedy podcast to begin with.
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| 0:51.3 | Vizuto. |
| 0:52.4 | Rizuto. |
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| 0:58.3 | Hey, hey, McConae here, and you're listening to the Rizuto show. |
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| 1:07.9 | All right, welcome back to the program. |
| 1:09.0 | Phone number 314, 6243833, or 6183833, the back to the program. Phone number 314-624-383833, or 6183983833, the Schreairair text line. |
| 1:16.3 | 314-649, dumb, the Budlight Studio Cam's 1057th Point.com. |
| 1:20.6 | Sys, socials at RISZ. |
| 1:22.4 | Show, your emails, Richel, 1057th Point.com. |
| 1:26.9 | Joining us live in studio, my good pal from the Woody Show, Mr. Woody 5. Hey, buddy. I mentioned you were broadcasting next door. Everything works here. It's nice. Is it crazy? It's nice and things. Yeah. Nice and things. Why, you come from a station out in L.A. that things don't work? |
| 1:44.3 | Things don't work anywhere. Oh. No. Internet. All the internet here is a little janky. |
| 1:49.7 | Yeah. Can't have it all. No. So for your co-hosts, at least three of them, |
| 1:57.9 | they come all bundled up and they looked miserable. |
| 2:02.5 | Well, okay, so two of the three that are here with me are California natives. |
| 2:10.2 | So they're total pussies. |
| 2:13.2 | One, Gina, she's from Kansas City. |
| 2:15.8 | So she gets it. |
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