We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick.

We are receiving this message.

We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can

only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this monumental

reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost.

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions,

this is our legacy to you.

This is our time capsule.

This is the omnibus. Okay. You have accessed entry 1441.

I S. 2808.

Certificate number 2727. Woodstock 99.

What I take a strong man, Woodstock.

But I'm showing you that door,

rock out of the day.

Would you say, when you think back to the Dark Ages,

would you say you're more interested in the decade of the

780s AD or the 790s AD? 780s or the 790s 80s or the 790s I feel like the 700 90s I'm more interested in the

cooler druids yeah it's a little bit you know the 80s were seven 80s were more pop the the 790s got a little darker

it was a reaction to the 780s I feel like there's a when when thinking that far back in

history and he sort of thinking that's a break point where when I think of it I'm pretty

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