We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick.

We are receiving this message.

We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this monumental

reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost.

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions,

this is our legacy to you. This is our time capsule. This is the

omnibus. Oh, You have accessed entry 879.2c125 certificate number 37850,

certificate number 37850, Otokichi.

As the hurricanes have come, they've passed.

In the middle of the sea.

The advantages are made to last in the middle of the sea. The advantages are made to last in the middle of the sea.

Otokichich.

It's Italian?

Oh, oh, the kichich. Eight. He's got eight kichich. That's a tie in for eight keych.

Uh, otokichi is a Japanese name. I never I'm very bad at pronouncing Japanese names because I don't speak

Japanese not a word of it. No, that's not true.

Domo regatta.

And Mr. Robato.

Kanishu. Which is Japanese for Robato San.

Kanishu.

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