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Titus Podcast

WOMEN! LIFE! FREEDOM!!

Titus Podcast

Christopher Titus

Update, Armageddon, Comedy, Arts, Titus, Performing Arts, Christophertitus, Funny, Angrypursuit, News

4.52.2K Ratings

🗓️ 31 October 2022

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

Bombshell Rae performs this week's Armageddon Update! The gang talk about Iran, Twitter, and we answer fan questions.

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0:00.0

Hey guys, this is the Highlanders for the Tuddest Podcast.

0:09.2

This episode is brought to you by Butcherbox, LiquidIV, and Field CBD Oil.

0:14.0

And now here's Rachel Bradley with the Armageddon Update!

0:17.1

I'm Rachel Bradley and this is the Armageddon Update, and women are mad, and they're not

0:24.2

gonna take it anymore.

0:26.0

They're protesting in the streets. Oh, well, not here, because in America women lose

0:31.2

our rights. We pen a tweet and get back to our Peloton Botox and Spanx, because we got

0:36.4

to look pretty when we ask our boss, again, why Bob Dick and Larry get paid 30% more?

0:43.2

Nah, not here in America. In Iran, where women get killed for protesting, and for prohibited

0:50.2

sexual relations, sexual misconduct, political dissidents, waging war against God, spreading

0:55.9

corruption on Earth, or showing their hair. There is a murder menu, though, stoning firing

1:02.8

squad, falling from heights or waterboarding with falafel.

1:06.5

In early September, Masa Amini, a 22-year-old girl from Kurdistan, went to Iran to visit

1:12.4

family, where everything goes to shit. And oh, I don't mean Iran, I mean with family.

1:19.2

And she was arrested by the morality police. Yeah, that's a thing for improperly wearing

1:25.2

her hijab, meaning that some of her hair was visible. Masa died later in custody. Witnesses

1:32.2

said she was brutally beaten in the van and at the station for showing hair. And that

1:39.2

was the straw that broke the camel toe. And women and girls as young as 15, yes, little

1:45.0

girls they took to the streets and they're cutting off their hair and taking off their

1:48.6

hijabs and their barbies hijabs. And they've been there for eight weeks now, screaming,

1:54.2

women, life, freedom. In the first three weeks, security forces killed at least 150 people

2:01.2

as young as 16 and injured and arrested thousands. Earlier this month, the headquarters for

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