Let's Settle The Score
Titus Podcast
Christopher Titus
4.6 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 21 October 2022
⏱️ 103 minutes
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Summary
Titus takes down Republicans in an epic rant, Rae zooms in to the podcast, and Hylinder talks about Lobsters.
Titus Podcast ...SCREAM SANITY!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey guys, this is the high liver from the Titus podcast. |
| 0:10.6 | This episode is brought you by Harry's Razors, the solo stove, and athletic greens. |
| 0:15.8 | And now here's Christopher Titus with the Armageddon Update. |
| 0:24.6 | I'm Christopher Titus, and thisageddon Update. I'm Christopher Titus and this is the Armageddon update. 20 days out people, we're 20 days out from either continuing to help fix the cluster |
| 0:30.6 | Trump of the last administration or putting them back in office to further drag this country into fascism and spas pull-ups. |
| 0:37.9 | What is this? |
| 0:39.0 | If you ever see me doing pull-ups like this, please put a wallet in my mouth so I don't swallow |
| 0:43.7 | my own tongue. |
| 0:46.1 | Well, we are the tightest podcast, just done at the midterm so far, that this clown car |
| 0:50.7 | of treasonous morons is close at all. |
| 0:54.0 | It just shows the level of ignorant, insane, |
| 0:55.9 | and illiterate imbeciles that infest our country. The ones that waited in Dealey Plaza for JFK |
| 1:01.5 | Jr. to come back from the dead. They vote for these bat-shit, crack brain, inept, half-baked |
| 1:08.9 | dipshits to own the libs. |
| 1:11.5 | I mean, really? |
| 1:15.7 | I mean, the guys that want to kill Social Security and Medicare, |
| 1:18.1 | do you think they're just going to cut it for Democrats? |
| 1:21.9 | If you vote into people that tried to end democracy, |
| 1:23.8 | do you think they're going to let you keep yours? |
| 1:29.5 | Why don't we ask Russia, Cuba, and Florida, how it's going? Yeah, in Florida, people, |
| 1:34.5 | they are arresting people for voting. You think they're going to stop when they get to you because you got a red hat? Why don't we ask Germany and Japan in 1935 what they thought? |
| 1:40.6 | I mean, what if there were no parties, Democrat or Republican? What if it wasn't shirts and skins? |
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