Women Don’t Respect Men Who Cut Their Sandwiches In Half Like Prissy Bread Bitches

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 17 July 2024

⏱️ 58 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:50:24 Grown Ass Man Cries About The Cut Of A Sandwich 10:06:23 Grammy Nominated Artist Butchers National Anthem 14:35:04 Meade’s Emergency Trump Stream 21:10:20 Banned From An Autistic Dating Website 24:43:22 An Eric Peyton Soundcloud Account Is Full Of Garbage 26:54:19 Homeless Man Norm Vs. The Cops – Episode 812 […]

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0:00.0	It's Wednesday July 17th, 2024 coming up on the program today, publicly gooning on the beach, Lady Edition.
0:08.0	Plus, which would be presidential assassin bragged about his rock-hard 10-inch dick.
0:13.0	And a sad elderly fuck wants to press charges for failure to cut a sandwich.
0:17.8	All this, but your voice mails!
0:19.2	Chaddy!
0:23.0	Hi beautiful. Hey, you're still jerking it?
0:26.0	Yeah, I still jerking it.
0:28.0	You haven't come yet?
0:31.0	No, not yet.
0:33.0	What are you into, Stud?
0:35.0	Oh, you know, a lot of taboo stuff, you know, and, um, you know, I, I just, I just...
0:42.0	Dogs? Children, like what shit like what
0:45.3	what did like tell me the tablet stuff you're into golden showers you know
0:49.8	incest you know and I especially love having sex with a front of a woman and, you know, be
0:57.1	impressed by them and, you know, you know, and I love taking a piss on a woman and her pissing on me and that's sexy and you know
1:10.8	You know you know like sucking on titties and get in some milk out.
1:15.0	Yeah, yeah.
1:17.0	Mommy breastfeeding you?
1:19.0	Yeah.
1:20.0	Yeah. Oh, yeah.
1:24.0	Yeah, I'm gonna squirt some of that milk all over your face,
1:27.0	so you're gonna piss all over me.
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