It Might Be Time To Start Breastfeeding Your Husband
Distorted View Daily
Tim Henson
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 19 July 2024
⏱️ 60 minutes
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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:47:20 A Rare Distorted View Correction: Sowwy For Being A Weetard 06:52:05 Youtuber Faked Cancer – A Brief Boogie2988 Primer 24:54:24 Spending Some Family Time Together (Participating In A High Speed Police Chase) 27:39:04 Catching People Having Sex In The Community Pool 28:54:05 Woman Breastfeeds Her Husband All Of His […]
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Freaks, it's Friday, July 19th, 2024. |
| 0:03.4 | Coming up on the program today, |
| 0:04.7 | perpetual loser Boogie 2988 was caught faking cancer, |
| 0:08.6 | plus getting the whole family involved |
| 0:10.6 | in your high-speed police chase, |
| 0:12.4 | meet the woman addicted to breastfeeding her husband, |
| 0:14.4 | and a woman who labels herself a cripple is running a whole lot of marathons lately. |
| 0:21.6 | Distorted View Daily proudly presents a customer unhappy with his mortgage rate. |
| 0:28.0 | About this home equity line, I got a, I re-did my second mortgage with y'all and you fucked me on |
| 0:34.7 | that brother you hit me for 12% then you hit me for a 4,000 dollar payoff pre- penalty |
| 0:40.9 | and of course my credits gone sky sky high since then at 732 so I'm dealing |
| 0:45.3 | with shit and they I've combined both of them and they couldn't believe how you |
| 0:48.8 | treated me you fucked me on that deal man you didn't tell me it'd be a $4,000 penalty when I |
| 0:54.0 | paying it off earlier or paying it off within two or three years but they |
| 0:58.0 | give me 6.2% and combining both my loans and I might pray for you and I might not but you have to fuck people man I wonder if your |
| 1:06.6 | mama knew when she raised you and patted you on the head that you be working for these sleazy |
| 1:11.0 | ass credit card companies fucking people over, man. |
| 1:13.8 | I bad mouth y'all to everybody I can. |
| 1:16.0 | My name's shit. |
| 1:17.0 | You know who I'm talking about. |
| 1:19.8 | I'm gonna pray for you, man, |
| 1:20.9 | but you know, I hope you get a slow stomach cancer or rectum cancer or something like that |
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