Woman Was Living In Grocery Store Sign For A Year | 5.23.24

Hard Factor

Comedy

4.5 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 May 2024

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

A Midland Michigan woman spent the last year living in a sign above a Family Fare supermarket was evicted recently, she had to move out her computer, printer, and ninja sword according to police. Also startup BrainBridge unveiled its concept for a world-first head transplant system.

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(00:05:15 - 00:15:06) Roof Ninja: Woman found living in Michigan grocery store rooftop sign, complete with computer and Keurig, for months

(00:17:14 - 00:27:34) Scientists unveil mind-blowing head transplant system with robotic surgeons and AI precision

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0:00.0	What it is? This is a macho man Randy Savage. And this is our factor. And there is no one that does it better right now. Yeah.
0:09.6	Nobody does it better. I'm repeating myself. Go ahead tell me something right now.
0:14.0	Yeah, and I'm living a nightmare.
0:17.0	I'm not a racist.
0:18.0	And I'm always doing.
0:20.0	Oh yeah! Good morning and welcome to episode 1468 of hard factor. It is Thursday, May 23rd,
0:50.3	2024. Thank you for cheating on the news with us. 80-ish percent
0:54.4	accuracy guaranteed on this podcast everything you need to know in 40-ish
0:58.3	minutes or less. But if you need more go to Patreon.com
1:01.0	slash hard factor. Reminder, no. go to Patreon
1:08.7	to Patreon around. No news show on Memorial Day. We will be putting out a fresh Patreon sample probably a Florida man Friday one of the funniest ones recently one something like that on
1:15.0	Monday's feed but no fresh news podcast that day for Memorial Day happy
1:21.0	happy memorial day I don't know if you say it that way. I think you say what do you say have a memorial day?
1:27.0	I say Mary Memorial Day memorialize it. Well it's about like people who you know. died in front of it's kind of weird
1:35.8	happy is weird right you're not supposed to say happy right I'm not you do
1:39.2	but you're not but it's weird but you do right you still do it you do it you do it you
1:44.5	you suppose you say it yeah we say it I'll say it I'll say it happy Memorial day
1:49.6	all right there you go have a blastize it. Thank you for your service, everybody.
1:56.0	Today, Pat's got an innovative un-housed woman to tell us about. That's right.
2:11.0	Normally like to stay off the homeless beat because sad. But this one, funny. Nice. Yes.
2:13.0	Love a funny homeless, man.
2:14.0	If you're us, a lot of people might find it sad.
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