Woman Hires Otter to Search for Mother's Remains | 3.5.26

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4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 March 2026

⏱️ 46 minutes

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0:00.0	What it is!
0:01.0	This is a macho man Randy Savage.
0:03.0	And this is hard factor. And there is no one that does it better right now, yeah. Nobody does it better. I ain't repeating myself. Go ahead, tell me something right now. Yeah, and I'm living on nightmare. And I'm not a racist and I'm always cheering Oh yeah
0:21.2	God
0:36.9	God Good morning and welcome to episode 1909 of Hard Factor.
0:49.2	It is Thursday, March 5th, 2026.
0:52.7	Thank you for cheating on the news with us, 80-ish percent accuracy, guaranteed Thursday, March 5th, 2026, thank 2026.
1:00.0	Thank you for cheating on the news with us, 80-ish percent accuracy guaranteed on this podcast.
1:03.5	Patreon.com slash hard factor if you need more hard factor.
1:09.9	Today, Wes is up first and you're bringing back what we almost got to yesterday, right, Wes?
1:10.8	Yeah.
1:17.1	It's the most fucked up scavenger hunt I've ever heard of, one that I hope I never go on.
1:20.2	It's a bad one.
1:21.4	It's a bad one.
1:24.0	What were the clues you gave us again?
1:24.5	I forget.
1:27.1	I don't know if I gave you any clues.
1:29.1	No clues on this.
1:31.7	So it's not a scavenger hunt to McDonald's. It's a difficult scavenger hunt.
1:33.1	No, it's not a scavenger hunt to McDonald's.
1:35.1	It's not a scavenger hunt to cute Asian woman.
1:39.7	You got a cute Asian woman at your McDonald's?
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