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The Smartest Man in the World

Wolves

The Smartest Man in the World

Greg Proops

Comedy

4.62.5K Ratings

🗓️ 26 September 2016

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

In another dispatch from the Fortress of Proopitude, Greg speaks Skittles, Shoeless Joe and Space Ghost Coast to Coast.

Transcript

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0:00.0

St Letters

0:30.0

for you. Once again, we join hands and join hearts and find some solace in each

0:34.0

other's company in this burning dumpster fire that is America right now. But I'm

0:39.1

here to tell you the good news as Prince once said there's something else the

0:42.7

afterworld. We can always see this on day day day and night night night. Let's jump

0:48.6

right in. Mr. Proops you can write me a fan mail for Greg at gmail.com. Do I

0:52.9

answer them all? I try. Mr. Proops do not try.

0:57.1

Mr. Proops I'm sure they are inundated with this but what more can one say? Keep

1:03.1

up the fine work Adrian and it's a link to an article from a French newspaper

1:06.7

called The Local and I think you can guess what's about to happen here. If you

1:12.7

haven't guessed by now, Girderloins. A beach in Sarbera near the Spanish

1:18.8

border has had a few surprise visitors this summer in the form of a not-so-wild

1:22.6

borer and her five piglets. The borers are regular visitors to the beach and are

1:27.0

known to wander up and down among the beachgoers, sniff out children's toys and

1:31.7

even take the odd dip in the waves. She's not shy and you can go right up to her.

1:36.3

People feed her a local restaurant owner told La Peresian newspaper. That's a

1:42.5

startling disclosure. You can go right up to her. People feed her. She's the

1:48.3

mascot at the beach. A video of the borers taking bathing among the waves has

1:52.5

even become a Facebook hit rocking up 1.2 million views in just days. You know

1:59.8

it's not like the old days. We need have to have a pony express deliver your

2:03.2

video across the country when people had to watch it one at a time with a

2:06.5

steam powered viewer or perhaps on their own Nickelodeon. However, the

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