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Ladies and gentlemen, Greg Brooks.

Ray Harrah, once again the smallest town of the world,

Kruppkost takes to the ether.

Here from the Salubriest Conquines of Western Hollywood's most enchanting comedy venue,

the bar Lubitsch located conveniently next to a spa that I just saw a guy come out of.

And Nero Parking Lot that's not far down the street in a Russian deli,

and Jennifer thinks she saw a woman rip something off in a Russian boutique

or a couple of doors down on the way in.

So everything is as it should be here in West Hollywood.

Once again, if you're listening in LA, as I know, some of the people in this room are,

about this turning left in front of me just because you think there's enough room

when I have a green light, it's not working out for me.

It's terrifying.

It's very David Caradine in Death Race 2000.

I don't like it.

And I think you're making the wrong move.

I could quote you that it's against the law, but that means nothing here in Los Angeles.

We have no traffic rules in the city of LA.

Alistair Crowley wrote the traffic rules in LA.

Do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.

Basically, the law in LA boils down to you while you're driving a car.

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