Woke Ice Cream and Secret Racism
The Babylon Bee
Seth Dillon
4.4 • 2.9K Ratings
🗓️ 16 April 2021
⏱️ 49 minutes
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Summary
Woke Ice Cream and Secret Racism
This is The Babylon Bee Weekly for the week of April 16, 2021.
Kyle and Ethan talk about the weirdest of news like the Pentagon developing a microchip to detect Covid-19 symptoms before they arise and all the ways you could be a racist and not even know it. After that, they examine how ice cream is trying to dismantle the police and how video games are putting in disabled women as World War 2 soldiers. As always, we end in delicious hate mail that our bold CEO Seth Dillon responded to while swimming in his pool of $100 bills.
Introduction
Kyle and Ethan talk about what’s new and what’s happened to them lately.
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Kyle will read Stuff That's Good in his Kermit the frog voice.
Stuff That’s Good
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Ethan likes Hand Rolled Documentary
Weird News
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Police Bust Mattress Factory Using Discarded Masks Instead Of Cotton To Fill Their Mattresses
Cat Rescued After 18 Days Stuck In Arkansas Tree
Co-Founder Of BLM Just Bought a $1.4 million L.A. "compound" In A Rich, Largely White Neighborhood
David Hogg Drops Pillow Venture He Launched During Spat With Mike Lindell
Steak-Umm Takes Out Neil DeGrasse Tyson AT THE KNEES In Epic Tweet Storm
Idaho Man Stacks 34 Bars Of Wet Soap For Guinness World Record
10 Signs You Might Be A Secret Racist
Most Bizarre Companies That Have Gone Woke
Hate Mail
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| 0:00.0 | In a world of fake news, we bring you up to the minute factual inaccuracy and a heavy |
| 0:07.9 | dose of moral truth. |
| 0:11.2 | With your hosts, Kyle Mann and Ethan Nicole. |
| 0:16.7 | This is the Babylon B. Fake News, you can trust. |
| 0:25.6 | Hello loyal listeners and first time listeners. |
| 0:30.2 | Second time listeners, not so much. |
| 0:31.7 | Don't care about you. |
| 0:32.7 | You need to go to a church and they have first time parking. |
| 0:35.9 | I've been to a church that had first time, second time, and then after that you're on |
| 0:40.5 | your own. |
| 0:41.5 | So they actually call out like your first or second. |
| 0:43.5 | Or second time. |
| 0:44.5 | Is it first or second can park here? |
| 0:46.7 | Hello deaf listeners. |
| 0:48.2 | Hi. |
| 0:49.2 | These people out and I'm just trying to cover all the bases. |
| 0:53.9 | There's probably some. |
| 0:54.9 | You're deaf. |
| 0:55.9 | Listen to reach out. |
| 0:56.9 | You probably do YouTube or something. |
| 0:57.9 | I know. |
| 0:58.9 | I know we've got a guy that made music for our, he made a song for us. |
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