Satanic Metal Bands For Jesus And Join The Corporate Resistance
The Babylon Bee
Seth Dillon
4.4 • 2.9K Ratings
🗓️ 9 April 2021
⏱️ 44 minutes
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Summary
Kyle and Ethan are joined by standup comedian Trevor Andersen, who viewers may recognize from some of our sketches on YouTube. They talk about Satanic musicians who are or were in the closet of following Jesus and how people who are on the side of every major corporation now think that they are part of the resistance. There’s weird news, glorious and salty hate mail, and apparently, Jordan Peterson is Red Skull.
Introduction
Kyle and Ethan are joined by guest host, Trevor Andersen. You may recognize Trevor from our Teacher Union sketch and a few other news desks.
Upcoming Interview
We will have Biola Professor Dr. Thaddeus Williams and Monique Duson of the Center For Biblical Unity! They worked together on a book Confronting Injustice Without Compromising Truth.
Subscriber Dare:
This one comes from Carla Pyle. She wants Kyle, Ethan, and Trevor to make the laughing guy, Patrick, laugh for 60 seconds straight.
Weird News
3D-Printed Cremation Urn Replicates Your Loved One's Head
A Swan Is Terrorizing Homeowners In The UK By Constantly Knocking On People’s Front Doors
Man Returns From Shopping Trip To Find 15,000 Bees In His Car
MMA Fighter Loses Finger During Match, Causing First Ever TKO By Detached Finger
French Police On Trail Of International Gang Of Lego Looters
Marvel Releases Captain America Comic With Red Skull Jordan Peterson
Australian Man Beaten Up By Octopus While Swimming At The Beach
Family Kicked Off Of Spirit Airlines Flight For 2-Year-Old Not Wearing Mask
Soviet Version Of Lord Of The Rings Discovered After 30 Years
Tiny Rabbit Is Obsessed With Giant Girlfriend Who's 4 Times His Size
Canadian Boy's 1.02-Inch Baby Tooth Declared A World Record
Jimmy Kimmel stole our joke!
Check out our Be Apart Of The Resistance Sketch
Satanic Metal Bands That Were Actually Closeted Jesus Lovers
Hate Mail
Subscriber Lounge
Trevor bombing story
Bonus Hate Mail
Reading Mr. Andersen’s headlines
Trevor does the 10 questions
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | In a world of fake news, we bring you up to the minute factual inaccuracy and a heavy dose of moral truth. |
| 0:10.0 | With your hosts, Kyle Mann and Ethan Nicole. |
| 0:16.0 | This is the Babylon B. Fake News, you can trust. |
| 0:24.0 | Hi, welcome to the Babylon B. I'm the new owner and CEO. |
| 0:30.0 | I don't know that you're an eccentric billionaire. |
| 0:34.0 | I don't tell most people because they ask me for money. |
| 0:38.0 | This is Trevor Miller. |
| 0:42.0 | Anderson. |
| 0:44.0 | I just guess. |
| 0:46.0 | The original last name in there. |
| 0:48.0 | I mean, if you guess one of the more common names, it's a decent chance. |
| 0:52.0 | It is a pretty white name, but I do have an E at the end. |
| 0:54.0 | So it's not the... |
| 0:56.0 | Adapta Anderson? |
| 0:58.0 | It's a Scandinavian spelling. |
| 1:00.0 | It's perfectly designed to spell wrong. |
| 1:04.0 | You may recognize Trevor Anderson from our teacher sketch we did. |
| 1:10.0 | And from some of our news desks, at least one of them. |
| 1:14.0 | The Biden's funniest home videos. |
| 1:18.0 | The one that tanked horrible. |
| 1:20.0 | I take responsibility since I am taking the financial hit there. |
| 1:26.0 | I started inserting himself in all our videos because he's paying for it all. |
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