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🗓️ 17 November 2025

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Opie goes scorched-earth on the absolute dumpster fire that is Freakier Friday’s “non-culturally appropriating” hair-braiding line, explains how Always Sunny proved real comedy is dead, crowns NFL legend Charles Haley “Who Da Man” for pissing on a GM’s desk to escape the 49ers, and declares war on turkey, green bean casserole, and every other once-a-year “tradition” nobody actually likes. If you’re sick of fake outrage ruining movies and being force-fed dry bird, this unfiltered Monday morning rant is pure catharsis—hit play and laugh at the absurdity with us.

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0:00.0	Do do do do do do.
0:02.3	Oh, there we are.
0:03.3	Good morning, everybody.
0:04.2	Welcome to my live stream.
0:05.7	That is a fine sun coming up behind me here in New York City.
0:10.9	I hope everyone had a fine, fine weekend.
0:13.7	I had a fine weekend.
0:14.9	Got up early.
0:15.7	I was in a really, really good mood.
0:17.8	And then I turned on the local news.
0:19.4	I'm starting to watch the local news just to get
0:21.7	New York flavor for this live stream and this podcast, see what's going on in the city, especially
0:27.1	because, you know, we got a, we got a Muslim mayor coming in in a what, another, I don't know,
0:32.7	month or so. So I turn on the local news. So you got to remember, I'm in a good mood, man.
0:39.1	My Josh Allen's, my Josh Allen's won yesterday.
0:43.9	So, you know, every time Josh Allen wins, I used to save the bills, but now I'm saying Josh Allen.
0:49.6	When my team Josh Allen wins, I'm in a good mood.
0:53.4	Fucking Josh Allen scored six touchdowns three
0:56.4	running through for three three more and and Josh Allen won yesterday he's too good for
1:05.8	the bills is my point all of this poor Josh Allen all right, so I'm in a good mood. I turn on the local
1:12.9	news. You know, I'm like, all right, let me get some local flavor for the live stream, the podcast.
1:18.5	And they lead with this six-year-old on bike trapped by falling limb. And then, and then I'm doing to you'm doing to you what they did to me and I apologize.
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