Trippin - Did My 400-lb Dad in Daisy Dukes Kill Karen Carpenter?

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🗓️ 15 November 2025

⏱️ 26 minutes

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Summary

Trippin is a SUPERCUT of the Opie Radio podcast LIVE from Gebhards.

Opie, Matt and comedians Ron the Waiter and Tony P. unleash the most deranged childhood stories you’ll ever hear: virginity lost to a girl with a full back-hair mane, eating baby birds and raw sugar eggs, caddying for Trump, beach sex disasters, free spaghetti buffets at skanky strip clubs, and the insane claim that a 400-pound neighbor in tight Daisy Dukes triggered Karen Carpenter’s anorexia. If you like your comedy filthy, wrong, and screamingly funny, this episode is pure chaos napalm, hit play before it gets you divorced.

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0:00.0	My mother knew a Steely, Dan.
0:02.2	She had a Steal.
0:03.0	You're not Paul Simon's cousin. I am Paul Simon's cousin. My mom's not scissering a Kennedy. She is sizzering a Kennedy. You didn't fucking... I lived beside the Coppenter. You do live next to the Coppenter. I live beside Karen Coppenter. Oh, God, my mind? No, I live beside... I did. In half of Connecticut. Did she have weight or did she not have weight?
0:23.5	No, this was a little old. So Karen Coppenter ended up dying. Karen Coppin ended up dying in anorexia. I got to come home for this, Karen. And Karen Coppenter was our next door neighbors, and my father was 5 was 5-5 400 pounds and my father used to do
0:40.1	that's why she died your family was eating all the food my no no no one that she was two pounds
0:44.6	my father was 5 500 pounds in his fucking tight daisy dukes out in the back yard doing yard work
0:51.1	your father did tight daisy dukes Well, everything was tight on it.
0:54.8	That's the point.
0:56.5	You know what I mean?
0:57.0	And our bathroom window faced their backyard.
1:01.2	So I know Karen Coppin just saw my giant fat, sweaty father and went, never!
1:08.1	And then died of enderrexia.
1:09.5	Did you ever see her naked?
1:12.6	I mean, I was, you know, little. I don't, you know, I remember my mother naked.
1:16.7	He wasn't sure.
1:17.7	Remember I told you the story? I ate a baby bird.
1:20.4	Yes, you told it this morning.
1:22.0	What do you mean you ain't a baby bird, bro?
1:24.2	I ate a fucking bird when I was a little.
1:26.6	You're out of your mind, bro.
1:27.7	He thought of Easter candy. Let me get a beer. I'll talk to Tony. You want another one? I'm good. I got shit to do. And we're going to come back. Are you guys going to talk about me? Probably. Huh? I'm going to... This is crazy. This is Tony P. my new friend. Yes, this should be called the gay episode.
1:44.3	There's a lot of gay talk today.
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