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Mmm, delicious. I'm coming in a little hot my own ears, but that's because I have allergies. Do you? Yeah, and so my ears are all poppy. You know, I had someone

poppy just offer me no one knows about that farm. I had someone offer me a boatload of money to sip tea for the Aesmer. They call it the kids. What's that? I don't know. Can you guys let me know? Comment below. What's the Aesmer? Spells A S and M and then R and they were asking me to do this. The whisper in this. Yeah, they were going to send me like tokens. I don't know. I don't know. And he's just one guy. You jancy. They're weird. Drink my is me. Yeah. I'm not going to be a

yes, it's just the two sisters from my thousand pound life. Oh, whatever they produce. Yeah, whatever when they sit next to each other, they clean up on on webcam. People pay to watch watch them eat like

whoppers and stuff. So in case you hadn't already realized that society is broken. Look, we have a lot to get to today. The theme today is is comedy dead. Now John Oliver will talk about him tomorrow, but he does basically imply that comedy is, you know, was dead under Trump, which I disagree with. But we are going to be addressing Jordan

Clepper. I know some of you saying he works at the daily show and went after the Canadian truckers. And I think there's a certain look, I have no problem with someone having a point of view in comedy. But when does it devolve into propaganda. I think we've reached that point. Stephen Colbert Trevor Noah. And we'll also be talking about Bill Mar. Bill Mar are taking some

chances that should not be considered controversial catching a lot of flack for it. Yeah. So finally coming around. It's interesting to see comedians right now. This is a this is a time in history where I can you know what I'll talk with Dave about this really quickly actually even off the top. I can't remember a time where comedians decided to kick protesters demanding freedom while they're down. No, that's that's not the realm of comedy. I mean, if you go back and you get Lenny Bruce was more liberal. Sure. Okay, Bill Hicks classical liberal.

The idea that comedians would join in to demand the government silence voices of dissent that's a really, really weird time in history as a matter of fact, it's the only time.

In human history that I can think of and obviously stand up as a uniquely American art. So before we move on, if you miss us on YouTube. Every Monday through Thursday, rumble or mug club 10 a.m. Eastern.

And we're going to put a poll up maybe that's a app to change because of people in Pacific complaining about it. We have a whole additional hour of show today on mug club and my question of the day. Let me ask you this. Do you watch any late night comedians anymore? Any late night hosts at all. Comment below, not including. You're surely we used to this tonight. We just did it in the morning because we realize that nobody watched it night. They watched in the morning. Oh, there's moving around technology changes things along with the A smell. All right. You know, I'm Gerald A. How are you?

I am well, sir. How are you? I'm feeling well. I'm happy to be here. Yeah. Yeah. Sound good. Happy to be here and fight for our constitutional republic. There we go. And he's got to do more so point out the the hackery. It's it's bothersome. And you know him. You love him. And I'll be on tour with him actually. May 14th and Tulsa Oklahoma June 18th and Pike Speed Colorado. That's Colorado Springs Colorado. If you want to see these shows, they sell out really quickly. So get your tickets now. Lotto's crowded.com slash tour and they blend out. How are you? Oh, I'm good. Yeah.

And Memorial Weekend. I just want to listen to big else in Emily Minnesota. I'm good. The back of my head hurts. What? Why did what did you do?

I fell ice. I fell ice skating. Yeah. Was that what we hold on? What happens? He's got a skull. Yeah, he's got a snopes fact checked on this. He was like, Gerald, yeah, I was ice skating and I was doing really well right up until I cracked my head on the ice. I'm like, that's not doing really well. No, that's the opposite of doing. Yeah, I was with my selling. I mean, if you bend your knee after you do a pole vault, you know, your score goes from a 10 down to a two. So if you smashed your cranium on the ground,

the ice, it's a yes. Well, you know, the judges kept giving me nine's and I thought it was because of my low cut dress. And it turns out it wasn't. But I brought my son and his friends. We were all ice skating and we're in LeVonia. And I went. My son's friend fell. So I went to him. Then my son fell. And my body is like, I'll take care of both these things. So both my legs fell out. And then I flew back and somehow my entire body went in the air and I just cracked my skull on the ice. But there's a silver lining to this. He got recognized.

Did you leave blood on the ice? Yes. Look like Fargo. No, fortunately, I wasn't bleeding, which was a lot of which was my first question to the many people that gathered. And then I was. I walked into the, I don't know, skate rental shop. And the guy goes, do you know Stephen Crowder and I go, I do. And he's holding his head the whole time. Yeah, wanting some ice. And he's like, you look at your comedian on there. I'm like, I am. I am the comedian on there. I'm also in pain. Yeah, he goes, no, you're not. And I go, I

am. I'm Dave Landau. Could I have some ice please? Yeah. He's like, well, there's plenty. You just fell on it. I get to. Yeah, I swear to God, he goes, no, you're not. I go, I really am Dave Landau. He's like, show me some ID. And I'm, I'm like, not really. I'm so

fall. I got to you and ask you to vote. I know. So foggy. I'm like, here's my ID. When I'm thinking in, in, in normal life, that's usually a good

out for me where I'm like, no, I get that all the time. So I don't have to talk to someone. Right. So I'm like, no, I'm showing some of my ID to prove I may

while I'm just waiting for some ice and somebody's like, is that like Dave and check the freak? I'm like, no, that's local radio. This is like an

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