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I like a good protest. It washes the government clean.

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I'm now for the adventures of the White Privilege Boy.

All right there now, Timmy. I know you're a teenager, but if I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times.

You can't park your vehicle faced into oncoming traffic. Come on, let's move.

Well, gee, officer, I'm sure sorry. Can I just go back to my car?

No, no, I want you to follow my instructions. Either get down on the ground or follow me away from the vehicle.

But, officer, can I just get my PCP?

No, well, you know, usually I'd say no, but you can make it quick. Come on, get on out of here. You white rascal.

Oh boy, I'm in a free base.

Oh, those boys!

What did they find themselves in next? Stay tuned for next week's installment of Adventures of the White Privilege Boys.

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Sorry, I was just clearing it out.

I really like the sinus infection thing. I wanted you to turn into a sinus infection.

I apologize for that.

But I, Scott Stegg, get smiling at me. Really gross. And also, I've been on this pretentious zone really to help with it.

And so I haven't slept. So I warn you if I show up looking like Michael Keaton.

We have a lot to get to today. Look, obviously Russian Veda Ukraine.

Yeah. Don't know how much I care about that, but we will talk about it.

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