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With A Stab of Ranch

The Read

The Read

Comedy

4.928.2K Ratings

🗓️ 17 December 2019

⏱️ 124 minutes

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Leave him, sis...

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0:00.0

Well, hello there folks, welcome back to another episode of the

0:29.7

Read live in New York City United States America Earth. I am what you goberg's

0:37.5

trades and I am I on a press lead. Thank you for coming back. Um, let's jump right in. End of the

0:45.5

the year we're winding down on the end of the decade as well. Um, so let's begin with

0:53.2

giving some black people they're just due. Um, black accents for them giving it to Mariah. Um,

1:02.2

well first, I'm giving it to Mariah who just got another number one for all I want for Christmas

1:08.4

is zero. First number one for that song ever, although it is about 25 years old, 24 years old,

1:14.4

it's like, so the lambs and the sheep and the rest of the animals on the farm. What? Uh, they all

1:25.4

streamed, I guess the fuck out of this song. And here it is now sitting atop the hot 100.

1:32.3

I'm reading on CNN that to date, uh, Christmas scary herself has earned more than 60 million

1:44.4

dollars just off of the sun's world to you. So, God. Wow. Um, she has show here in the

1:52.5

city last night actually, I think of mine went to so she's fully, you know, celebrating her season.

1:59.2

And um, this also gives her 19 number ones. So she's right underneath the Beatles in their 20.

2:08.5

Um, I'm like most of them she still lives and has the opportunity to create even more number ones.

2:17.6

So at this point, I'm just prepping for that tie and then pass.

2:22.4

Because why not? I don't see why it wouldn't. I mean, the lambs may just be like, okay,

2:27.5

girls, what else do you want? Because if we're talking about making, you know, decade old songs,

2:32.4

right? Let's just go down the catalog and decide what else we want to flane the girls with.

2:36.8

Um, what congratulations to you, Mariah. Yeah, this is beautiful. Did you see the video of her with the twins?

2:43.5

No, Moroccan. The boy, right? That's his name. Yeah. It was like they were teasing her about something.

2:50.2

She was like, I don't believe you. And then Mariah was like, I promise, mom, watch. And then he says,

2:53.7

Alexa, play the queen of Christmas. And Alexa says now playing Mariah Carey. Oh, and one for Christmas is you.

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