Witch Bottles

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 29 October 2018

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Hello you spooky babies! Hallowe'en is upon us, much akin to a cape upon Count Dracula himself! Emily and Lisa read some quesstioonnss from Twittterrrr (please read in a scary voice). On Chunch Chat, we are haunted by the devil himself. On today's seasonally appropriate Wiki of the Week, we read the Wikipedia page for "Witch bottle," a countermagical device used by both witches and non-witches alike. Next time you pee in a bottle, know that you're participating in a century old protection ritual!

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0:00.0	A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts
0:04.8	blew all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but
0:09.3	planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses.
0:14.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:17.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:20.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses. We know everything baby geniuses.
0:24.5	Hello babies. Welcome to baby geniuses. I'm Emily. I'm Lisa.
0:31.2	Thanks for listening to our show. Very excited to be talking to you right now. It's almost
0:37.6	Halloween. Is this being released before Halloween? I think so, yeah. It's being released on October.
0:49.3	Oh, perfect.
0:50.8	Spook October 20 spooked. So you might have already celebrated it the weekend before but who knows?
0:58.0	Yeah, I don't know when people are celebrating Halloween. I always go out of town for Halloween because I'm so
1:03.4	stressed out by the thought of being invited to a costume party and not having a
1:06.5	costume ready that I try to skip town. Oh really? Yeah, yeah. Uh, that's
1:11.2	very intense. I know. That's like a very intense. I know. That's like a crazy thing to be that afraid of.
1:17.0	It gives me anxiety because I'm just like I'm going to miss out all these parties just because I didn't put together a costume but like I don't want to just
1:24.0	wear a bad costume. Yeah I get that. Yeah. Have you ever had a Halloween costume that
1:29.8	you were really proud of? One year I was Owen Wilson's character from Royal Tenenbaum's
1:38.0	and that was fun. Oh yeah. Royal Tenenbaum's was like so Halloween ready.
1:43.0	It was so, yeah.
1:44.3	I mean, we really got to give props to Wes Anderson for creating such iconic looks.
1:48.6	Yeah.
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