Winter is Crappening: The Pointy End

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4.8 • 16.2K Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2019

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Old Blue Eyes descends on Winterfell with his chorus line and takes aim, but if you’re gonna take a shot at the queen, ya better not miss.

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0:00.0	Hey, Prime members, you can listen to watch what crap ends at free on Amazon Music. Download the app today.
0:06.0	Get ready for a double load of Queen of Hearts. It's me, Jujubee, and I return to guide sexy
0:10.8	singles through some ronchy blind dates. Cameras off. Voice only. Launching during pride.
0:15.8	Queen of Hearts takes Miami by storm, with Daeders' Cuppe from Tampa Bayes,
0:20.0	Just Chas and Brittany Brave to name a few. Follow Queen of Hearts on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts.
0:30.0	One, two, three, four.
1:00.9	Hello and welcome to Winter is cropping. I'm Ronnie Carrum and I'm here with my co-host Mr. Ben Mantelker. Hi, Ben. Hey, what's going on?
1:11.0	Hey, everybody. Welcome to the show. We also do watch at Crappens, which is a podcast all about Real Housewives and Bravo shows.
1:16.5	So go check that out if you're so inclined. I mean, it gets as ugly as this show. That's for damn sure.
1:21.2	Yeah, honestly, everything that happened tonight on Game of Thrones is like nothing compared to like an average episode of Real Housewives of New York.
1:27.9	Just saying, just saying, I mean, we've had blue flames for years. Oh, yeah, the night kings don't die on that show.
1:35.8	Wow, what an episode. So we just finished watching this episode and immediately came online to record this because, you know, I mean,
1:43.2	I don't really have anybody else in my house to talk to about it. I was just like, yes. Yeah, I got.
1:51.0	It's like the straightest show I've ever watched. But I know it's the gaiest I've ever been watching to show.
1:56.9	You know, yeah, it really goes, it really goes both ways because there were many times during tonight's episode where I was like,
2:02.3	I guarantee there are so many straight dudes who just are like, splooching their themselves right now.
2:07.7	Like every time there's a slow-mo sequence, you just know there was like 10 bros in like every corner of this world that we're like,
2:13.6	Oh my god, oh, it's so good. So powerful.
2:16.0	Suddenly you start hearing straight guys everywhere going, yes.
2:22.9	Big night for humans though. Gotta say big night for humans. Really, you know, it came from behind, pulled off some some surprise moves and didn't expect it.
2:33.6	Perhaps, but you know what? Humans, they always find a way, don't they?
2:38.8	Yeah, we do. We're like the scourge of the earth.
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