Winter Bush (w/ Ophira Eisenberg and Kurt Braunohler)

Bad Dates

SiriusXM | SmartLess Media

Comedy

4.2 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2023

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of Bad Dates, Jameela welcomes Ophira Eisenberg (Ask Me Another, Queer As Folk) and Kurt Braunohler (The Big Sick, Barbarian) to discuss their most iconic dating fiascos. Ophira tells us how her date's bed was covered with the worst kind of sex toy, and Kurt begs a girl to believe he is not a dummy. Plus, Jameela reads two listener letters about how loose birds mean mucho turds, and the wrong question to axe a lady. If you’ve had a bad date you’d like to tell us about, our number is 984-265-3283, and our email is [email protected], we can’t wait to hear all about it.

Kurt Braunohler’s new standup special Perfectly Stupid is available on YouTube, and he co-hosts the podcast Bananas. Ophira Eisenberg’s new comedy special Plant-Based Jokes is streaming on YouTube, and she is the host of the podcast Parenting is a Joke.

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0:00.0	Are we making fun of L.A. because I have a heater on?
0:03.0	I'm in L.A.
0:04.0	No, we're making fun of you.
0:05.0	No, L.A.
0:06.0	It's fine.
0:07.0	Don't worry.
0:08.0	I'm in an uninsulated garage.
0:11.0	It is 40 degrees out.
0:13.0	What is 40 degrees in Fahrenheit?
0:15.0	I refuse to learn Fahrenheit.
0:17.0	Oh, fair.
0:18.0	I like this.
0:19.0	I grew up on Celsius and I will stick with it
0:21.0	because it's a system that makes sense.
0:23.0	I'm not going to learn whatever the temperature of the king's forehead
0:27.0	or whatever the Fahrenheit is based on.
0:30.0	I'm by.
0:32.0	I use both.
0:33.0	It's fine.
0:34.0	We're fine.
0:35.0	We're fine.
0:36.0	I also measure my height and hands.
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