A woman came up to me. It was the morning I was about to shoot my Netflix special, right?

And I looked like a slapped ass. I looked so stupid. I was at the fucking buffet going just,

oh, I'm eating everything. And this girl came up to me and she's like, oh my god, I love you.

I love you so much. Can I please have a photo? And I went really over at breakfast and she was like,

I know. And I said, of course, sorry, yes, sorry, I'm being account. Yeah, let's do it.

And then she put the photo out and she pulled her phone and she put it up and like, you know,

you see yourself because it's a selfie. And I was like, oh, my god, I look like shit.

And she went, yeah, I know. That's why I didn't want to ask.

Celeste and Jinx, welcome to Bad Dates. How are you guys?

I'm wonderful. Thank you, Jamila. I'm also fabulous. Thank you, darling. How are you?

Good. Really good. Do you two know each other from beforehand or no? This is your first time

coming together? I mean, I know Jinx. I know Jinx, but this is no our first time meeting.

I guess you could say we know of each other, but we need to know one another in the biblical sense.

Well, we're going to all get to know each other extremely intimately today.

I'm testing. Jinx, starting with you, how do you feel about dating? Is it something you love?

Is it something you despise? Do you think I'm different about it? I am two years married to my

husband. We're not your traditional marriage in any form of the word, but I am just like, what

do you mean by that? We are non-monogamous and we've been long distance our entire relationship

because he's from the UK and his immigration only just got to prove two weeks ago. So we've

yet to really... I'm sorry. Yeah. I know. He's kind of going in the wrong direction, but you know,

we have a Q-house in Portland, but as far as dating, I'm very glad to be done with it. I hated it.

So if you're non-monogamous, it means you're still shagging but not dating when it comes to other

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