Quarts, Shorts, and Exotic Ports (w/ Mae Martin, A.D. Miles, and Sabrina Jalees)

Bad Dates

SiriusXM | SmartLess Media

Comedy

4.4 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2023

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of Bad Dates, Jameela welcomes Mae Martin, (The Flight Attendant, Taskmaster), A.D. Miles (Wet Hot American Summer, Childrens Hospital) and Sabrina Jalees (Search Party, Carol’s Second Act) to discuss their most iconic dating fiascos. Mae tells us how their seven minutes in heaven went to hell, A.D. has a picnic that is anything but, and Sabrina gets an unwanted jungle escort. Plus, we play an amazing listener voice mail that’s high in Vitamin C, the wrong way. If you’ve had a bad date you’d like to tell us about, our number is 984-265-3283, and our email is baddatespod@gmail.com, we can’t wait to hear all about it. Mae Martin’s new comedy special SAP is streaming on Netflix now, as well as their comedy series Feel Good. Sabrina Jalees is featured in the new movie I Used To Be Funny, and the Netflix special The Comedy Lineup. She also hosts the podcast The Goodie Goodie with Sabrina Jalees.

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0:00.0	As I've said before, I am a serial erection killer.
0:02.4	So people, I give off no vibe.
0:05.4	I have a very, it may have known me for 12 years,
0:08.0	asexual vibe.
0:09.3	Asexual vibe.
0:11.0	I wouldn't agree, but you, yeah, you definitely,
0:14.3	you have a sort of, Mr. Bean.
0:17.4	You know, a Mr. Bean quality, but then,
0:20.0	but also a Mr. Bean quality.
0:23.4	But I wouldn't say asexual at all,
0:26.5	but it's determined that you think that about yourself.
0:29.0	I'm bean sexual.
0:30.4	I'm bean sexual.
0:31.2	So if you are sexually attracted to Mr. Bean,
0:34.4	then you're going to be into me.
0:36.3	Yeah.
0:37.3	Yeah.
0:39.3	Bad dates.
0:50.5	May, A.D. and Sabrina, welcome to Bad dates.
0:53.9	Guys, how are you?
0:54.7	I'm so excited to be here.
0:56.8	I'm scared to be here.
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