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History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas

Winston Churchill Keep Calm & Cackle on

History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas

Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas

History, Comedy Interviews, Popculture, Yannispappas, Chrisdistefano, Comedy, Historyhyenas

4.85K Ratings

🗓️ 19 December 2024

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Winston Churchill was overweight and a cigar smoker, but the man lived a long life because he loved to paint and didn’t take everything too seriously—except for Hitler trying to take over the world. The boys uncover some wild fects about him. They also tease Operation Unthinkable, an absolutely insane idea Churchill came up with, but you can only hear about that at Patreon.com/historyhyenas. Support our Sponsors: Go to https://bit.ly/HistoryHyenasRAID to get insane bonuses- a legendary hero and 2 epic heroes for free! BlueChew wants men rock hard. To receive your first month FREE. Visit https://bluechew.com #comedy #Podcast #History Join our Patreon at 👇 https://www.patreon.com/bayridgeboys/ Subscribe to the poddy woddy Our YouTube!: https://bit.ly/2ARdDOz HH Clips:https://bit.ly/2YaK2Z8 iTunes: https://apple.co/2UQTHCc Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3fxtsc0 Hyenas Merch!!! https://teespring.com/stores/historyhyenas Follow us Cuz! 🙆🏻‍♂️ Yannis Pappas Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/yannispappas/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/yannispappas Website - https://www.yannispappascomedy.com/ 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🐕More Hyenas Website: www.historyhyenasisback.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/historyhyenas/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/HistoryHyenas Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/historyhyenaspod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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eggs, bacon, baked beans, I think a big beefsteak tomato, and a bowl of fruit. And he would eat that every morning. And he would only wake up at like 11 o'clock in the afternoon. He only started his day late. I don't know how he had any appetite with all that anxiety going on. You're getting bombed every night. You're worried that the Nazis are going to take over your island. You don't got the Americans in yet. You feel the disadvantage. How the hell was he able to get anything down?

0:22.1

So the thing is because I think that some people, the way that they're is going to take over your island. You don't got the Americans in yet. You feel the disadvantage. How the hell was he able to get anything down?

0:22.1

So the thing is because I think that some people, the way that they react to anxiety and stress, is to not get smaller. They get bigger. And Winston Churchill got bigger emotionally and physically. I mean, the kid was fat. If Humpty Dumpty was a movie right now, it would be played by Winston Churchill. Yeah. And he was a wild kid with his outfits.

0:36.6

The guy liked to wear a onesie.

0:38.3

Yeah.

0:38.8

He liked to walk around at a onezy like a baby.

0:41.4

I liked it. Well, because he looks like a baby, so he said, let me just act like a baby. Yeah, he wore a one. Now, here's the thing with Winston Churchill. A lot of people know Winston Churchill. You know, you know him as a prime minister of

0:51.1

England, which by the way,

0:53.0

I was watching documentaries

0:55.3

about him this weekend with members of my family

0:57.1

is, prime minister of England, which, by the way, I was watching documentaries about him this weekend

0:56.0

with members of my family.

0:58.0

Is it, would you say the average American person knows that Britain, Great Britain and

1:04.1

England have a prime minister and not, like, do you think that they know what that means?

1:07.9

I don't think the average American knows that England and Great Britain are the same the same country got it i think they think england's one country and great

1:14.0

britain's another country right i think so well because you know but even but great britain is

1:18.8

is is is actually england scotland and uh northern ireland right right and used to be all

1:25.2

ireland until they were like, fucking get out. Get out.

1:28.3

Get the fuck out. Because they were saying, because when I was watching my family, they were like, oh, because they were saying, you know, they called Downing Street, 10 Downing Street is like their White House. And then the prime minister, you know, because when I was watching it with my family member, They were like, what is it so special about being the prime minister?

1:45.7

I was like they're like the president of England, and they didn't know that. And I was a little shocked that they didn't know that, but maybe we're just history-loving. No, there's a lot of countries that call them prime minister. Right. So you're just, you're dealing with people who aren't asking a lot of questions.

2:01.4

Yeah, because Germany's got a prime minister.

2:04.1

No, Angela Merkel's a prime minister.

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