The Secret Life of Da Vinci

History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas

Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas

History, Comedy Interviews, Popculture, Yannispappas, Chrisdistefano, Comedy, Historyhyenas

4.8 • 5K Ratings

🗓️ 12 December 2024

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Was Leonardo da Vinci the most brilliant person ever? Was he the first true gay icon? How was he so brilliant? Most people know him for the Mona Lisa, but painting was his least favorite passion. He was an inventor, scientist, and architect. He was the ultimate Renaissance man and was way ahead of his time! He predicted and conceptualized ideas so advanced that they could only be realized long after his life. He lived freely, like a bird, following his curiosity wherever it led. The only thing he didn’t seem curious about was sex with women! Yanni & Chris go wild discussing Leonardo da Vinci and how he put the PIECE in masterpiece. They uncover how he was most definitely a three-dollar bill and reveal the intense rivalry with Michelangelo, who absolutely hated him! Lt. Lollipop and Sgt. Snuggle even suggest that Da Vinci might have hidden Satanic symbols in his paintings—wild stuff! Support our Sponsors: Head to https://acorns.com/HYENAS or download the Acorns app to start saving and investing for your future today! BlueChew wants men rock hard. To receive your first month FREE. Visit https://bluechew.com Right now, OpenPhone is offering 20% off of your first 6 months when you go to https://openphone.com/HYENAS #Comedy #Podcast #History Join our Patreon at 👇 https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas/ Subscribe to the poddy woddy Our YouTube!: https://bit.ly/2ARdDOz HH Clips:https://bit.ly/2YaK2Z8 iTunes: https://apple.co/2UQTHCc Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1u2PXkAWotPezlqmYqJKAk?si=wLEnmSIPSZuZTIGHohivuQ Hyenas Merch!!! https://teespring.com/stores/historyhyenas Follow us Cuz! 🙆🏻‍♂️ Yannis Pappas Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/yannispappas/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/yannispappas Website - https://www.yannispappascomedy.com/ 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I'm going to be a good I'm going to be I'm going to I'm going to a ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I'm I'm so I'm I'm What's up everybody? Welcome to another episode of history.
0:33.9	Hippina. I'm Yanni, the Greek, sitting here with Chrissy, the German, and I just want to
0:39.6	start by saying, Mona Lisa, fumes or no fumes? I'm going to go fumes because she has an
0:47.8	oil painted pussy. Because I remember a time when you sent me a picture of one of the Lion King characters, and it was a female lion, and you asked me if she was hotter now and that you wanted a banger.
1:00.3	Yeah, that's Naya, and that's Naya from the Lion King, and I have cranked it to her multiple times as well as Ursula from the Little Mermaid.
1:07.4	And it's Eslo-Kay.
1:08.4	So my question, today we're doing Leonardo DiCaprio.
1:10.8	It's a wild one.
1:11.3	Mona Lisa, would you...
1:12.6	A thousand percent, I would bang Mona Lisa like Leonardo da Vinci like...
1:17.6	Yes, he did.
1:19.1	And we're going to tell you all about that.
1:20.6	Yes, that's what you call it, Truth, Peter Ginsburg.
1:22.5	That's what you call an H-H-H-F-O-D.
1:24.5	That's what you call an unfortunate reality of history.
1:44.4	That's what you call a smash cookie on the floor. That's smushed and it's on the floor, it's under my shoe. You can't get around certain truths of antiquity. Yeah. Certain. And the truth is, is that they just used to like them a young. They liked them young. And they like boys. And back in Leonhard da Vinci's time,
2:03.6	we're talking 1470s to 1530s roughly. The kid, back then, there was no real label for being gay. You were just a human being and you ate whatever was on the table. Yeah. If there was a girl on the table, you ate that. If there was a boy in the table, you ate that. If there was a young boy in the table, sometimes you turn the lights off and you ate that.
2:02.3	Yeah, ate that.
2:03.0	And it's just what it was.
2:04.5	And that was a bit of a freer society back then where you could just kind of say, you know what, I'm just a human being and I'll bang who I want to bang. and that's what Da Vinci did.
2:14.7	Yeah.
2:15.0	Free as a bird.
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