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Basketball Illuminati

Count The Dings

Basketball, Sports, Comedy

5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 March 2023

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

LeBron had a dream, Giannis pulled a Ricky Davis and BING BONG the Knicks are running New York City again. Sports Scientist Lorena Torres of You First joins the program to discuss prioritizing player performance when it comes to load management. Tom finally gets back to doing his own research into the supporting casts of MVP winning players to address the contrived controversy surrounding Nikola Jokic' stat padding. Subscribe to Basketball Illuminati! On Apple or Spotify Merch: Shirt - Hoodie - Tank - Hat - Beanie Email us: [email protected] Twitter: @bballilluminati Instagram: @basketballilluminati Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I just woke up from having a dream that MJ, Michael Jordan, was on basketball luminati.
0:17.4	We were shooting the shit back in fourth, great vibes, epic, classic podcast.
0:24.4	And right when I asked him, hey, MJ, why do you walk away from the game?
0:29.6	Was it really to play baseball?
0:31.3	Were you suspended for gambling?
0:33.2	My ass would wake up to use the bathroom right before hearing his answer.
0:37.3	Happens all the time.
0:38.9	Never get to the end.
0:40.4	Anyways, felt real as hell.
0:41.9	Well, good morning, everybody.
0:43.4	Yo, that's so crazy.
0:44.8	Like you had that dream because I just woke up from a dream where I was sitting there talking
0:50.2	about a 2014 NBA finals game one with pop.
0:54.0	It was unbelievable.
0:55.3	We were going back through history and talking about the greatest finals performances.
0:59.3	And he was about to tell me who had truly the greatest finals performance ever.
1:03.9	He was going to reveal what happened with the AC game game one where LeBron was cramping.
1:08.9	And of course, at that exact moment, I got bubbleguts and I had to go to the bathroom right
1:14.3	before pop was going to reveal what really happened in 2014.
1:18.5	This happens all the time right before I get the big reveal and we never get to the end
1:23.4	of it.
1:24.4	Anyway, it felt real as hell and good morning.
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