Wine Drunk In The Bathroom, Impolite Translations, A Gigantic Crackhouse Of Permeating Despair
Your Stupid Opinions
James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman
4.9 • 5K Ratings
🗓️ 16 March 2026
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for an apparently filthy Denny's, where dead animals may be in the vents, and the servers have to get wine drunk to cope. A 7-11 store in a very unlikely place, where even the local tradition of politeness can't overcome the need to be rude. A store that is descibed as a "gigantic crackhouse", where the "feeling of despair permeates" & much more!!
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, everybody. Welcome back to your stupid opinions. Hey! Thank you so much for joining us today. You did it. You did it. You made it back just like we did, which, you know, you never know. You could end up in a Walmart and Flint and then you never make it back after that. Anything's possible, everybody, as we've talked about here. Anything. Anything is possible. My name is James Petro Galloo I'm here with my co-host I'm Jimmy Wiseman we are gonna hear |
| 0:41.7 | more from people we do not care about about places we certainly don't want to be |
| 0:46.8 | so it's gonna be so fun places will probably never go but yeah really fun to hear |
| 0:52.3 | about them I just like hearing people complain yeah just's just so much fun. As we've always said, these reviews are always more about the reviewer than what's being reviewed. That's what's great. It's great. It really is. Head over to shut up and give me murder.com for all your merchandise and fun stuff like that. Check out the other two shows. We do crime in sports and |
| 1:11.4 | small town murder, which are exactly what they sound like, except very funny. So let's dive right |
| 1:16.8 | back in here before we, without any further ado, we're going back to Flint and we're going to |
| 1:22.5 | go back to Walmart and see what's going on. When we left off in Walmart, things weren't going |
| 1:26.5 | well for people. |
| 1:32.2 | They were starting to complain. Apparently, you definitely don't want to buy a phone from this place. |
| 1:45.1 | Yeah. They're a fraud. Yeah. And someone was very upset that every person who shops there doesn't have a personal shopper, which is, I don't know where they thought they were shopping. But this is a phone bill just keeps getting extra charges extra charges with the the personal shopper thing I just kept picturing like |
| 1:51.0 | pretty woman like Julia Roberts in there and they're like no we don't do that and then she comes |
| 1:55.1 | back with a bunch of money and they're like we still don't do that because it's Walmart this is |
| 1:59.8 | Beverly Hills. |
| 2:01.6 | Big mistake. |
| 2:02.6 | I'm going to Target. |
| 2:04.1 | Yeah, big mistake. |
| 2:05.6 | Doesn't matter anyway. |
| 2:08.4 | You can come right in off the streets on Walmart. |
| 2:09.9 | They're not going to be happy to have you. |
| 2:10.4 | They don't care. |
| 2:13.3 | So let's find out what Lori thinks of Walmart. |
| 2:14.1 | Here it is. One star. |
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