Museum Of Muppets & Disappointment, River Romance, Not Much Education
Your Stupid Opinions
James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman
4.9 • 5K Ratings
🗓️ 23 March 2026
⏱️ 71 minutes
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More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a museum where people complain that there aren't quite enough Muppets, and one Chewbacca head just isn't enough. A school, where the kids may not learn much, but at least the staff is allegedly always willing to argue. A tourist boat ride, where you may be packed in like sardines, and you never know who you're actually paying & much more!!
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, everybody. Welcome back to your stupid opinions. |
| 0:18.7 | Hey. Thank you so much for joining us today on another episode of a show where we hear from people we don't want to hear from about places we'll never go. So it's fun. I can't wait to get into this this week. We have some fun stuff for you. My name is James Petrigallo. I'm here with my co-host. I'm Jimmy Wiseman. All right. Thank you so much for joining us. This is going to be so much fun. Let's head back to Japan, everybody. Yeah. What do you say here? The 7-Eleven. 7-Eleven. In Japan. And I've seen from last week, several people have said they spent a lot of time in Korea. They said they are everywhere in Korea. Is that right? Or at least were when they were there 20 years ago or something. They said they were on every corner way more than there are in the U.S. Very interesting. So they have taken over. We're like, man, how does 7-Eleven stay in business? Who knew? Eight ratty stores per city? It's because in Asia they rule the world apparently. They're fucking killing it. They're crushing it over there. So let's dive back in. There's only a few more reviews for this one to do, and then we'll get to some other stuff, but we didn't have time for them last week. Okay. People were upset as we left because, well, number one, in Japan, the culture is not like it is in America. |
| 1:28.1 | So, no? |
| 1:28.8 | There's a lot of politeness going on over there. |
| 1:31.1 | It's a little bit different. |
| 1:32.4 | But in a 7-Eleven, somehow it retains the spirit of America, where even these polite employees turn very rude. |
| 1:39.2 | So it's fun. |
| 1:40.5 | So here is one star from Beats the Shit Out of Me, a bunch of characters that I don't understand. Korean language. One looks like an old TV set, though. That's really nice. I don't know what letter that is. No, no, no. It's just like a square with little legs coming off. That's like an old zenith. Dick Cabot in the middle of it. Yeah, yeah, he's on there interviewing, fucking interviewing James Fonda. It's perfect. |
| 2:02.1 | Here is one star. After paying, the rice balls were dropped twice while the staff was |
| 2:08.4 | bagging them, but they didn't replace them. Gross. You drop food like on the floor? |
| 2:12.9 | And rice balls. That feels like those pick up hair. That's hilarious. That's 7-Eleven in Japan has rice balls. On the griller? They roll real nice. I think they're next to the hot dogs. Next to the tornadoes. Here they have that shit pizza. Yeah. I've seen people like, I was in a, when we were on the road at one point, I was in a 7-Eleven at like one in the morning and someone was ordering an entire 7-Eleven pizza. |
| 2:35.0 | Like, |
| 2:35.1 | they walked in like, I'll have a large pie. Like they were at a fucking pizza place. It was like, are you joking? I never even thought the option was all the pieces. No. Or you might say I'll take whatever pieces of that, but you don't say, get me a whole, just make me a pizza. I'll have the whole thing. That is wild shit. |
| 2:51.5 | So on the floor, rice balls. |
| 2:53.6 | Here is... but you don't say get me a whole just make me a pizza i'll have the whole thing that is wild shit so uh on the floor rice balls here is uh tutelar there's actual letters so that's good uh one |
| 2:58.4 | star in the morning all the staff just tell you the price and then leave what they tell you |
| 3:05.9 | the price and then leave i think he's okay i think he means you leave after they tell you how much it costs. |
| 3:11.0 | Oh. |
| 3:11.4 | You go up to the counter. |
| 3:12.3 | They just ring it up and tell you what the price is. |
| 3:14.1 | They don't make like conversation with you. |
| 3:15.5 | Oh, okay. |
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