This is a crowd podcast.

Hello, I'm Garend Thomas.

And I'm Tom Faudice.

And you've just entered the Geraint Thomas Cycling Club.

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Welcome.

Chairman Tom, we're back again.

And before we get started, actually, I've got a bone to pick with you, mate.

Oh, have you? What's the problem?

Well, yeah, since our crash episode, I've had a few near misses and, well, I'm blaming you.

You're taking all that blame.

It's my fault. What are these new near misses?

Well, you know, like I say, you know, don't go on about talking about crashes too much because you're just asking for another one.

And basically the other day, I was riding along just after this,

that pod had come out. And I was coming up to this set of lights, right? They were red. There was a

scooter there waiting to go. And I was slowly catching up on it. And then the lights changed green.

The scooter is still 10 meters in front of me. We both go away. And then he starts slowing down.

He drifts into the middle of the road

there's all parking on the left i was like oh he's going to be swinging in there but i'm not going to

go past him just yet anyway next thing i know boom 90 degree right hand corner he he takes it to go

this steep climb to the right i basically basically slam on, sliding sideways, shoulder bar, Jim.

Luckily, he's on the scooter.

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