The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast, Melbourne's Gold 104.3.

Live from Santa's Grotto.

This is the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, surrounded by Christmas lights and tinsel.

Melbourne's Gold 104.3.

Oh, ho.

I said to start the week week, my brain has just been rewired, fried as I head into my first Australian Christmas and summertime here. I'm hearing about the record temperatures today and tomorrow getting up into the high 30s.

I'm in a studio where there's a Christmas tree and tin snub. I'm so confused right now. A lady

stopped her car on the street yesterday, a little sized street, just off Bridge Street here

in Richmond, and started shouting at me. I thought it was just not unusual to have

shouty crazy people here in Richmond. I was like, through the old, please don't hurt me.

And then I was, oh, it's the listener. So, tucked my head in through this, beating up old car window, target audience. And she started going,

Yuggah, struggling to hate, Christian! Struggling to hate your balls are going to strip to your leather seating.

And I was like, seating. Oh my goodness.

My balls is of no concern to you, listener, Heidi.

Why are you driving around naked as well?

Exactly.

But that's the only way to keep cool.

That's my excuse anyway.

Even the winter I'm doing it, but anyway.

So, yeah, I mean, the temperature's getting so high.

And then I'm thinking, people have got to work in this.

I mean, we're okay. It's an air conditioning studio and also you do not need to be in shorts

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