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The summer of 2004 was a really fun one and a really successful one

career-wise for me if I do say so myself. I got offered a movie that sounded like it would be fun to do. I met with the star of the movie Lindsey Lohan

I guess I passed is it past mustard or past mustard? I think it's past mustard. It passed mustard. I'd be a

Muster. I don't know if you have say either. I know. I shouldn't have tried. What are I doing these old-fashioned things?

Anyway, you're no spring chicken. No, okay. So Lindsey approved of me that the mustard was passed very kindly

She invited me out to get to know one another and so I went out with her

I met her at her house with her I'll say on to Raj. She had a bunch of people there

And we all piled into this enormous SUV. So I'm sitting next to a woman. I said, so how do you know Lindsey?

And she said, you see, you know her sidekick for the younger listeners

It was kind of like a fun an iPhone you put text on and stuff and I said, yes, she said

Well, you know how it's jeweled. I did that and you see her

purse with the jewels on it. I did that and I said, oh, so you be dazzled those things and she got

Kind of offended. She's corrected me and said no, no, I and I forget what she corrected me with

But it was like an accessory julerist or something. Well, I would have preferred the dancer to accessory

Julerist and I felt like I had offended her. I apologize, of course, but to this day

I still wouldn't know what to call her speaking of be dazzling. Let's be dazzled people's ears

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I've never owned anything that has been be dazzled. You haven't maybe you have like a little

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