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About a decade ago now, wow, time flies. I was doing the Apple commercials with John Hodgman who played the PC.

Friend of the show. A very good friend. Friend of mine and the show.

It was the Get a Mac campaign. And one of our favorite things to do in between what they call setups when they're setting up the camera

in a little industry term. We used to love to entertain ourselves. And one of the bits we would do was we do fake commercials for other things.

So like whatever you were holding or eating, but his favorite product, the product we would do most often because it was what he was drinking most of the time.

It was like John's one request that he would request this product to be. He was like J-Lo.

Yeah. Yeah. What did she request? Didn't, doesn't she need like lilac mist in the air?

I don't know. She's all these demands. Or am I thinking of Mariah Carey?

Oh, I think Mariah Carey. I have a feeling that that's...

I confused I can't.

Yeah, you have diva confusion.

I think J-Lo from... I think has a reputation for being that way.

But I think she's really like... I met her briefly. She seemed really down to earth.

Wow, sorry. I know you're defensive.

I'm defensive. Well, I'm because I'm a J-Lo myself.

Oh, that's why. But defensive of all J-Lo's.

Don't spread that shit about you. What happened to this story?

Anyway, I knew. Oh, sorry. Right. I was telling the story.

I don't know. Let's get into the story now.

Life could be a dream. Life could be a dream.

Ooh, dude, dude, dude, dude, shippu.

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