William Conrad's Pants
Larry Miller Show
Jeff Fox
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 20 July 2019
⏱️ 42 minutes
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Summary
Larry tells the story of how he almost had to wear William Conrad's pants during his first appearance on The Tonight Show. Then he talks about his favorite scene from the classic movie "Gentleman Jim." And in honor of the heat wave that's gripping the nation, he recites "I Know I Am But Summer To Your Heart" by Edna St. Vincent Millay.
Quote of the week: "Let's talk about this. Can we turn the cameras off?"
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| 0:00.0 | And now live from Level 5 productions on the Island of Miloronia, it's the Larry Miller Show. The Good evening Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. America and everyone who wants a brand new Armani suit. Hi folks and welcome to the Larry Miller show. I'm Larry Miller but in a way aren't we all? |
| 0:42.0 | And it's great to be back here on Milleroni. I love it here and so does |
| 0:45.8 | Colonel Jeff. And he loves making the trip in his well, his brand new jet, that he got as part of, well, what he earns, what he deserves. |
| 1:00.0 | I know I could, by the way, I could have promoted him from Colonel to General, but you know what? Just wait. |
| 1:08.0 | And boy, it is back, background Milaroni is the greatest thing. |
| 1:14.0 | Makes me happy, like that music. |
| 1:16.0 | And of course that's the John L. Sullivan Orchestra |
| 1:19.0 | and the Alexis Smith Dancers |
| 1:22.0 | featuring Boy Tener Edward Starkman asking the musical question |
| 1:27.2 | If someone jumps off LePont Neuf wouldn't they almost certainly be insane? |
| 1:35.0 | That's a heck of a joke, Edward. |
| 1:39.0 | Both the Colonel and I just said, |
| 1:41.0 | Holy mackerel. |
| 1:43.2 | I mean, it's funny, it's smart, and you know, it's just really cool. |
| 1:50.3 | Wait a minute, that's me. |
| 1:51.8 | Wait, hold on, funny, smart, cool. Yeah, that's me. Hold on, funny, smart, cool. |
| 1:53.5 | Yeah, that's me. |
| 1:54.5 | But good joke! |
| 1:56.5 | No, it really is. |
| 1:58.0 | If someone jumps off LePont Neuf, wouldn't they almost certainly be insane or l'sain which is the river in Paris, the big |
| 2:10.0 | river and it has bridges across it and one of them being a famous one called |
| 2:15.8 | LePont Neuf or Bridge 9 or the 9th Bridge. I don't know and Colonel doesn't know either of why is it well known? I don't know he doesn't know if you do please let us know and well terrific line though and you know in fact it's so good that |
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