Will You Press The Button?

Distractible

Society & Culture, Comedy, Leisure

4.9 • 26.5K Ratings

🗓️ 12 May 2023

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

You can shapeshift into anyone, EXCEPT yourself... You become the most beautiful person on earth, BUT you are only as smart as a 3rd grader... You get to be apart of your favorite movie, BUT you have to be the antagonist... Find out if the guys would press those buttons and say yes to these fun, funny, and occasionally dark scenarios. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Good evening, gentle listener and welcome to Distractable.
0:04.0	This week, the lads go in elbow deep as Mark heads up proceedings with a game of ye or nay.
0:11.0	Bob claims whom a thermon's eyes are too far apart but would telepathically share all.
0:16.0	Wade is worried about baby bondage, lords the mind over form and rejects ultimate awesomeness.
0:23.0	From robot insemination to pot fiction.
0:26.0	Yes, it's time for will you press the button?
0:32.0	Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy your dish.
0:40.0	Hello and welcome to Distractable.
0:42.0	My name is Markiplier and I'm your host for this week and of course.
0:46.0	I continue my winning streak and Bob continues his losing streak.
0:50.0	By sheer random chance we have determined that I am the winner.
0:55.0	Not only fair, random chance completely fair chances.
0:58.0	I mean you literally saw the spins. I couldn't do anything differently.
1:01.0	Uh-huh, no yeah.
1:02.0	I literally showed the flip so it was nothing I could have done differently.
1:07.0	It's fair.
1:08.0	Oh yeah.
1:10.0	It's fair. Look how fair it is.
1:14.0	I mean literally if I hold it like this, how can I flip it without you knowing that's what I did.
1:19.0	I'm not the one who did it.
1:22.0	There was something great about watching you try to suck your lid to show it with your mouth.
1:27.0	I wanted it to be fair.
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