Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to Destractable.

This week, it's a boat and lotion lovers paradise.

Barbasa gents to reveal their inconsistencies to the world.

Mark dislikes the many booted amongst the insect kingdom,

and admits he gives out advice he can never take.

Carnivorous Wade, most beloved, honoured, is both the smartest and dumbest contestant again.

From war-torn Portugal to endless bullshitting.

Yes, it's time for hypocrisy.

Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

Hey everybody, welcome back to another episode of Destractable.

I'm today's host, Wade.

Why?

Because Bob can't win.

Welcome to the show where one of us hosts the other two compete for points.

Whoever has the most of the in wins, usually that's what the host says happens.

And we talked about whatever we want.

As always, I'm joined by my co-host, Mark and Bob.

Hi guys.

Thanks for reminding me I can't win.

Appreciate that.

You're welcome.

Here to make sure things stay fair.

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