Will we FINALLY have s*x?! 🥵

NearlyParents

JamPot

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships, 592049

4.6 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 17 November 2025

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

It’s our second-to-last episode before Baby Laing arrives, and things are as chaotic as ever! 🧸

Jamie’s under pressure to finally pass his driving test, Sophie’s battling intense pregnancy cravings, and the two of them get into a very serious discussion about why Sophie absolutely will NOT share her placenta pills with anyone. From Sophie’s brutal midnight leg cramps to Jamie’s truly unhinged approach to packing the hospital bag, nothing is off limits.

PLUS, the pair debate whether Jamie should try Sophie’s breast milk, uncover the joy of adult nappies, and attempt to figure out the logistics of having s*x at nine months pregnant (spoiler: there is no elegant way).

And OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. Keep sending all your stories in to [email protected], SLIDE into our DMs @nearlyparentspodcast, or WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973.

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0:00.0	Hello everyone, welcome back to the newly parents podcast.
0:04.8	There's a very special one for you today.
0:06.7	My name is Jamie.
0:07.6	And my name is Sophie.
0:08.6	And today I find out what a Belland is for the first time.
0:13.0	We also talk about the list of things that we absolutely despise about each other.
0:20.2	And we also discuss the potential of having sex again.
0:23.6	Praise the Lord, baby.
0:25.3	Please.
0:26.2	We love you guys, enjoy.
0:27.5	Here it is.
0:28.1	And remember, if you haven't subscribed already, click that button.
0:30.6	Okay, here we go.
0:31.5	Enjoy the episode.
0:40.7	Hello, I'm Jamie Lang. And I'm Sophie Lang.
0:42.5	And we'd be married for two years.
0:44.3	And we're having a baby.
0:46.3	Yes, we are.
0:48.3	Are you ready?
0:49.3	Let's go.
0:50.3	Well, we are back, bitches. We're back. Cruze in. Get in my little car.
0:59.1	Can't you? Don't drive yet?
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