Hello, all you lovely listeners. Welcome back. Listen, there's not much to say today apart from

this is our last episode of Nili parents. So get emotional, get ready. And we love you. Enjoy.

And enjoy this final episode. Here we go.

Hello, I'm Jamie Lang. And I'm Sophie Lang. And we'd be married for two years. And we're having a baby. Yes, we are. Are you ready? Let's go. Wow, everybody. So it's an emotional day.

It's an exciting, emotional, all sorts of feelings day.

It's emotional day because this is our very last episode of Nearly Parents.

And we're going to be putting the show on ice. We've done this before.

You're going to go away on maternity leave. I'm going on paternity leave. And this might be the

last time anyone ever sees us. We might just disappear forever. We also, we've got a little

cake here that the team very kindly have made for me.

And the only way to describe it is an open vagina with a small baby's head rubbed in jelly or jam poking out of it.

And some chocolate sprinkles which look like either hair or poo.

Yeah.

So we made a cake for Sophie.

And it's sitting right next to us.

It's your vagina.

We made you a vagina cake. It's not my vagina, I'd like to admit, and add. It is. That's your vagina with a baby coming out of it. And you said to Ui, what did you say to Ui? Would he eat my vagina? And what did you say, Ui? Yes, please. So listen, this is going to be a episode full of love and laughter and reminiscing and so many

amazing things and is the last episode of the last four years of doing a show together.

We did nearly weds to newlyweds to nearly parents.

We have no idea what's going to be next.

But before we even begin the episode,

I think the biggest,

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