This is Michael Cohen, and you're listening to the mayor called the podcast.

All right, everyone. It's time to stop the insanity. Remember that ad from late-night infomercials?

The exercise lady who shouted into the midnight hours? Well, it's how I feel every time I

will form a president, the orange Jesus, aka Mandarin Mussolini, aka former idiot and chief,

sends out one of his lunatic missives into the ether, adding more kerosene to an already flaming

dumpster fire. You think it has to stop? At some point this guy will just go away or at least

just shut the fuck up? He's been indicted what? Three times now going on four? And on the advice of

counsel, he's been told to pipe the fuck down, shut your mouth, let the lawyers handle the case.

But he's like the Terminator, a very pale, fleshy, large bone Terminator in size 45 jockeys.

I mean, the man is relentless, and now that he is fighting for his life, he will not stop.

At the moment, there is no news cycle where Trump's name is not mentioned. The 2024 election

is not a referendum about the future of our nation, but is rather a referendum on the past.

Mainly, do you want that sick corrupt sack of shit back in the White House?

And do you believe his Trump asserts that the 2020 election was rigged?

This is not a multiple choice, test my friends. I'm just pointing out the constant noise pollution

that Trump and his cronies blast into the air like a rancid fart on a minute-by-minute basis,

24 hours a day, seven days a week. It literally never stops if you believe that noise,

then you believe that all of this is some kind of a grand conspiracy to stop Trump and his

MAGA movement from reclaiming what is rightfully theirs to begin with. And that deranged Jack Smith

is nothing more than a corrupt agent of President Biden. I mean, this shit just never fucking stops.

But there is a certain sick logic to all of it. Trump knows that it doesn't matter if what

he says is true. It just matters that he says it over and over and over again. Reputation breeds

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