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The Bert Show

Will This Viral Audio Make One Of Us Rethink Getting Our First Tattoo?

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

Entertainment News, Society & Culture, Comedy, News

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 February 2025

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Before Producer Jackson gets that gigantic tattoo he's been wanting, Kristin thinks he needs to hear THIS! Will it change his mind before getting inked?

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0:00.0

Cabin crew, prepare for landing.

0:02.0

Wow, that was a quick flight.

0:03.8

Yeah.

0:04.2

Oh, never mind.

0:05.2

Bondi Beach, Barry Reef, here we come.

0:08.2

Holiday of a lifetime.

0:09.5

I can't wait.

0:11.0

Me neither.

0:12.3

Ladies and gentlemen will shortly be landing in Austria.

0:16.0

Austria?

0:17.0

We're supposed to be going to Australia?

0:19.7

What have you done?

0:20.5

Um, should have gone to spec savers. Book an eye test online. Uh... We're supposed to be going to Australia. What have you done?

0:22.9

Should have gone to Spec Savers.

0:24.3

Book an eye test online.

0:27.3

Anyone got any long trousers I could borrow?

0:28.9

I've only got a bikini, Andy.

0:33.7

The Bird Show.

0:37.5

Look, if you're listening live to The Bert Show, then you're missing a lot later on in the show.

0:44.5

You might have missed this last week when Jackson's mom called up and was just pleading for all of us.

0:46.9

She didn't call up. You called her. Something like that.

0:56.4

It's a please, please, please, please talk Jackson out of this tattoo. And if you miss any of the Bert Show, you can always catch up on our podcast.

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