Will This New Rule Break Up These Bert Show Relationships?

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🗓️ 12 February 2025

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

It's time to make a new rule for every couple that watches shows together! Bert and Moe are SICK of having to rewatch their favorite shows every time their sleepy girlfriends miss it! Will this new rule break them up?!

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0:00.0	Are we there yet, Dad?
0:03.0	Uh, nearly.
0:05.0	Dad, are we there yet?
0:08.0	Soon.
0:10.0	Are we there yet?
0:13.0	Literally around the corner.
0:16.0	Dad!
0:18.0	I know, I know. Are we there yet?
0:23.6	No, are we lost, Dad?
0:25.3	Yeah, yeah, I think so.
0:28.0	Should have gone to Speck Savers.
0:29.3	Book an eye test online.
0:34.3	It's the most wonderful time... Are you a smart booker or a silly booker?
0:37.4	Smart bookers get access to a three-airport lounge
0:40.5	by booking a five-star holiday with On the Beach.
0:43.8	Silly bookers?
0:44.8	Well, enjoy those cues at the bar.
0:47.1	Stop booking around and visit Onthebeach.com.uk.
0:51.4	Conditions apply.
0:52.6	Seven night minimum stay, outbound only from selected airports
0:54.8	for up to six people,
0:55.8	at all protected.
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