Will This Be The Segment That Finally Cancels The Bert Show?
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 11 February 2025
⏱️ 12 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Cabin crew, prepare for landing. |
| 0:02.6 | Wow, that was a quick flight. |
| 0:04.4 | Never mind, Bondi Beach, barrier, reef, here we come. |
| 0:07.8 | Holiday of a lifetime, cannot wait. |
| 0:10.2 | Me neither. |
| 0:12.5 | Ladies and gentlemen, we'll shortly be landing in Austria. |
| 0:16.1 | Austria? We're supposed to be going to Australia. |
| 0:19.6 | What have you done? |
| 0:21.9 | Should have gone to spec savers. |
| 0:23.8 | Book an eye test online. |
| 0:25.3 | Has anyone got any long trousers I could borrow? |
| 0:28.1 | I've only got a bikini, Andy. |
| 0:32.3 | The Bert Show. |
| 0:33.5 | Quick question for the sports fanatics in the room, okay? |
| 0:35.9 | Just quick question. |
| 0:36.9 | Because I'm scrolling on social media and I've seen the aftermath photos of what the Eagles fans did to Philadelphia. |
| 0:44.0 | I'm glad they did it. |
| 0:44.8 | Make it make sense. |
| 0:45.9 | You're glad? |
| 0:46.8 | Yeah, I'm glad they did. |
| 0:47.7 | The city sucks. |
| 0:48.6 | Stop it. |
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