The Bert Show.

One of us could be in the Guinness Book of World Records for being stupid?

Wow!

One of us is already in there. Our producer Jackson, you said you just got approved to set an official world record.

I didn't know you had to get approval before you could pursue it.

Yes, so in order for you to get officially certified by Guinness themselves,

there's like this application process you have to go through.

You've got to find the records, you've got to write why you want to beat it

how you're gonna prove it all of that kind of stuff now before we get into the

record that I will be attempting to break sometime over the next couple

weeks you obviously have like a lot of confidence in yourself

if you already went to those links just to get approved.

Right.

And if they approved it, there might be some legitimacy

into you actually being able to break said

record exactly and I'm very excited about it but before we get into all of that I

thought that I would play a little bit of a game with you guys about world records

this is going to be two truths and a lie I'm a game with you guys about world records. This is going to be two truths

and a lie. I'm going to give you three options of world records that exist or maybe don't and you

have to tell me the one that does not exist. I like it. Let's get it. All right.

First one, longest time spent cycling backwards with a violin, most snails on face, and most

laptop screens broken in one minute. What's the second one? Most snails on face at once.

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