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🗓️ 28 January 2019
⏱️ 63 minutes
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0:00.0 | Welcome ladies and gentlemen too. Is this coming around the corner another episode of a story break that writers are not me |
0:15.9 | not he that writers room podcast where three Hollywood professionals have an hour to turn a humble idea or various detritus from our youth |
0:25.8 | into a cinematic masterpiece. I'm your host Freddie Wong. I'm Will Campos and I'm a writer and I've been doing this |
0:34.5 | shit since I was fucking seven years old which you're gonna find out about |
0:38.7 | today's episode. I'm a mad Arnold and next time you hear me I might be a dad because my wife was having |
0:45.0 | contractions this morning so wait what I'm in a pretty nervous mood so are you |
0:48.8 | my phone's real yeah we're pretty sure they're normal but we're definitely in that we're |
0:52.1 | definitely far enough along than now when she starts having like, |
0:55.0 | contractions, we're like, like literally today, it's the morning started with like, |
0:59.0 | am I, am I going, am I going to go to the hospital today? |
1:02.0 | Am I having, is my kid coming today? |
1:04.0 | Also, just another, sorry, this is all on my mind. |
1:06.0 | Also my dream was, I had like the longest dream of my life |
1:10.0 | and it was nothing but getting my wife to the hospital and it involved me not having clothes and I was running around the hospital naked and trying to find my pants at the same time while trying to find what room my wife was in. |
1:20.0 | And when I got there, all of you, all of you were playing video games in the room, |
1:23.8 | and I was asking Ashley if it's okay, if you're all still playing video games while she's giving birth. |
1:27.1 | And she was like, and she was like, oh yeah, that's totally fine. |
1:30.0 | I was like, okay. |
1:31.0 | And then like I was feeling really uncomfortable, and then I realized this, I was like okay and like I was feeling really uncomfortable and then I realized this |
1:33.2 | I was like using like blankets to keep myself close. There's a lot what's going on |
1:37.7 | people. Dream say what say you of this dream? Do I even need to... I feel like the explanation. I mean, I mean, we can get into it. Matt's |
1:48.0 | unprepared for being a father. He says he has anxiety about it and then we're the two fucking idiots in his life or the other thing |
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