Will’s Christmas Crackers.

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🗓️ 10 December 2025

⏱️ 12 minutes

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We love Christmas so for this ‘What Will William Tell?’ Will has discovered some ‘Festive Facts’ - including why do we have a Xmas Tree, who banned Xmas and which carol has nothing to do with Xmas,

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0:00.0	Do you know what?
0:00.3	They don't have roast potatoes.
0:02.2	What?
0:02.7	They have mashed potatoes.
0:03.8	No.
0:04.3	I mean,
0:04.8	no.
0:05.4	Roast potatoes or nothing.
0:07.1	Yeah.
0:07.6	I thought you're going to say they didn't have gravy then and I would have gone over to America and slapped them all with a fish.
0:15.6	Good day people.
0:17.7	Welcome.
0:18.7	Why can't I say people?
0:20.2	I'm not having it.
0:20.7	What's wrong with people?
0:37.4	They are people we're talking to. Who's listening? Animals. Hi, everybody. Welcome to what we're William Tell this for this week. Just do that. Hello, everybody. Welcome to William Tell this week. Was it all right? Cue the music. D-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. I do that. I know. I robbed it.
0:39.2	Yeah, this week's What William Tell,
0:40.3	I thought we'll make it a bit festive. So I've got some, I've got like a Christmas cracker load of little facts for Christmas. Oh, okay. Instead of just like little facts that you've looked up, you've got Christmas cracker fact. Well, a couple of little bits and box. I like that. I like it. Make it festive. Yeah, I can't guarantee you they're going to be good, funny or interesting, but they might be one of either. Should be a good listen. You've really sold it to everyone. I'm right. Okay, a bit of history to do with some fun facts. Jingle Bells was originally written for Thanksgiving. Oh, okay. What does that mean, Thanksgiving? What is the difference between Thanksgiving? Thanksgiving. Yeah, I've never understood. It's an American thing Thanksgiving. Yeah, it's basically like practice Christmas. What did you mean? Well, it be... Because it's... We don't do it in this country. They basically, what we, on Christmas Day, it's Turkey and everything, do you know what? They don't have roast potatoes? What? They have mashed potatoes. I know. I mean, do you know what? No. We have mashed because one of our family members likes mash. Yeah, but we have both. But you don't have it with, roast potatoes or nothing. Yeah. But you're going to say they didn't have gravy then and I would have gone over to America.
1:44.8	They don't have grilled.
1:45.7	They have, they have candied yams is a thing. What is that? So yam, like sweet potatoes, right? They get them in a can in like a syrup. They put them in, they roast them in, they roast them in the oven with like a layer of marshmallow on top.
2:00.9	No, no, no, honestly.
2:03.2	No, no, no.
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