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The Two Pints Podcast!

I LOVE BEEEEEEEED!!!!!

The Two Pints Podcast!

Formidable

Comedy Interviews, Beer, Pints, Comedy, Ralf Little, Lager, Will Mellor, Funny, Tv & Film

4.91.6K Ratings

🗓️ 8 December 2025

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Merry Xmas everyone and we’re getting into the festive spirit on this episode as we chat favourite Xmas songs and Films. Plus A.I, Robots, ‘Americanisms’, Ear Wax and would you like to look up your ring piece if you could? 


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0:00.0

If I'm on my own and I'm tired and I get in bed, you know when you first get in bed and you go...

0:04.9

It's a lovely feeling. The excitement of getting in the bed.

0:07.0

If I'm on my own, I go, I love bed.

0:16.9

Hello and welcome to Two Pines with Will and Ralph, season six, episode 12. 12 already. I know. What a year it's been. It's been eventful, on it? How? We do this every time we go, how have we had 12 episodes worth of chat? And yet he does this every episode, right? Every episode you come in and you go, what are you going to talk about? No, but I ask you if you've got anything.

0:38.8

And then we start one thing and then that's it. And then we never get to anything we're planning to talk about. Because I like to try and mix up a bit and making sure the audience don't get us just chatting shit, but apparently they like it. That's exactly what they get. If it ain't broke. Yeah, no. But, you know, I want to make sure they take something away and go,

0:54.9

oh, watch that or, oh, that's a good start,

0:57.0

or some of that, I want to make sure they take something

0:54.3

away and go,

0:54.9

oh,

0:55.1

watch that,

0:55.7

oh, that's a good start

0:56.9

or some of that's

0:57.6

what we'll tell you.

0:58.6

Just keep coming with the dick jokes.

0:59.6

Okay,

1:00.1

and I'm all right,

1:00.8

thank you.

1:01.1

What have you got for me then, Mr. Mr. I can prepare. Well, this is me.

1:04.9

Oh, have you really?

1:05.5

Okay.

1:06.1

No, I've got something.

1:07.1

No, what, this is me.

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